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Thierry.

South Somalia Political time line

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Thierry.   

2002 – 2004

 

• Somalia the war ravaged failed state, 13 attempts to form a government 13 failures

• A genius suggests “ Why don’t we let the warlords who have ravaged the country run it” “applauds everywhere”

 

2004

 

• After a long period of negotiation the warlords decide on forming a house of parliament

• Against all expectations old dog Yey wins in a dramatic fashion the presidency

• Yay the Euphoria a new government is born

 

2004 – 2006

 

• Some warlords unhappy with the new government that they are members of refused its entry into Mogadishu

• For the next 2 years the government is wondering from town to town like lost children

• In the mean time the American “War on Terror” reaches horn of Africa, Warlords in Mogadishu want to make a quick buck so they start shipping teachers, judges and elders to US war ships and Djibouti

• The Teachers, judges and elders fight back

• Warlords are defeated

 

Summer 2006

• the pearl of Africa Mogadishu starts to function properly for the first time in 17 years

• The Teachers and Judges have told the government this is your capital come and claim it

• The Euphoria the excitement

• Wait a minute hold your horses this story is not over yet

 

“Break”

 

A pop quiz

 

Who gave safe haven to the defeated warlords?

 

A. Kenya

B. Former Yugoslavia

C. The TFG

Hint: the answere cannot be C the warlords refused TFG entry into Mogadishu

 

 

2006-2007

 

• The government rejects the offer of coming to Mogadishu and calls for the Immediate deployment of Ethiopian forces to fight the “Terrorist”

• The Judges and Teachers angry by this tell them get the Ethiopian out of the country or we will not negotiate with you.

• The question is why did Ethiopia not deploy their troops when the TFG really needed it against the warlords”

• After a long stalemate characters within the ranks of the teachers and judges become inpatient and start an attack

• Battle starts between the ICU and Ethiopian forces

• The ICU is defeated

 

2007-2008

• Mogadishu is being bombed back into dark ages

• And a regrouped ICU is fighting the Ethiopian forces a year after they were meant to withdraw.

• The War lord government is still as fragile as the day it started

 

2008

* Sky is the limit

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Emperor   

Teachers and Judges? Isn't this a bit of a stretch from the truth, now have the UIC not been contained other dominant movers and shakers of the Somali politik than a mare teachers and judges...

 

I would fairly think so...

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