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[Warrior of Light]

Hear, hear, now lets see the serious applicants applying. Hibo Wish you luck sis.

Sorry, folks Im not applying yet

[Samafal]

^^ Why are are you not applying ? I want you to be applying so as we can be matched

 

On serious note though Hibo, you are doing a good job and you are good at it too, have you thought about opening up a money paying business yet? May be you should give a thought.

[Castro]

Originally posted by Hibo:

However, if you will email me your complaints I shall block that person and can work something with the admins of SOL.

Mmmm. Clandestine stuff.

 

1. Name you would like to be addressed as:

Fidel Alejandro Fuentes.

 

2. Gender: a) Male b) Female

Male mostly.

 

3. Where do you live?

Texas, USA

 

4. Age:

12000+ days

 

5. Marital Status: a) Single, b) Divorced, c) separated, d) married,

a) --> d) --> c) --> b) --> d)

 

6. Have children: a) Yes , b) No

a) Yes

 

7. Education: a) High school, b). Some college, c) Bachelors degree,

d) Doctorate, e. Ph D

c) BSc

 

8. Occupation: a) student, b) employed, c) self-employed,

d) Unemployed

b) employed

 

9. Are you? a) Just a Muslim, b) Practicing Muslim, c)Strict Muslim d) Not religious

a) --> b) --> a) --> d) --> a)

 

11. Are you: a) Hafidh of the Quran b). Memorizing c) Read everyday

d) Read occasionally e) Don’t know how to read f).. other………………….

f)

 

12. Do you: a). Pray daily prayers punctually, b) can miss one per week and pray qadha

c) Pray when I get the time even if I miss a couple d) pray when I like to

e) Pray on Fridays and Ramadan or when the necessity comes f) do not pray at all

d), e) mostly, sometimes f)

 

13. Your tribe:

G..G..G.. Gunit

 

14. Languages spoken:

English mostly

 

15. Do you have any bad habit? a) smoke b) drink, c) chew khat,

d) use other stimulants e) others………… f) not applicable

e) others

 

 

16. Wears hijab: a). No, b) just the scarf c) Modest (scarf and overcoat)

d) Niqab wearer e) Not applicable (Male)

e) N/A

 

 

17. Are you of: a) average built b) slender c) athletic d) a few extra kgs/pds e) heavy

e) Heavy

 

18: Fashion consciousness: a) Very b) somewhat c) doesn’t

b) somewhat

 

19. Your height: …………..m/ft weight ……………….kg/lbs

6'5" 269 lbs

 

20. Your interests:

Travel, NFL, music, movies among others.

 

21. Where do you get your inspiration from?

My kids.

 

22. Describe yourself:

I'm HOT.

 

23. Qualities you dislike

A disease called no-a$$-at-all

 

24. Qualities you have

Many good, some bad, one or two nasty.

 

About your match

 

1. age group: a) 18-25 b) 25-30 c) 30-35 d) 35 plus e) Doesn’t matter

29+ (39 max)

 

2. Location: a) within the same city/state/county b) Same country c) Same continent,

d) doesn’t matter

Same county would be nice. No preference tho.

 

3. If she is female a) Hijab(scarf) wearer, b) Modest dresser(scarf and overcoat),

c) Nijab wearer d) Doesnt matter

d)

 

4. Religion conviction:.......................

No prior convinctions, please.

 

5. Fashion consciousness: a) Very b) somewhat c) doesn’t matter

b) somewhat

 

6. Which education level do you prefer? a). High school, b) Some college,

d) Bachelors degree, e) doctorate f) doesn’t matter any level can do.

d) Bachelor in something, anything.

 

7. Occupation: a) student, b) employed, c) self-employed,

d) Unemployed

b) would be nice

 

8. Tribe: a) Should be the same b) Can be from ........... and ..............groups

c) doesn’t matter d) other.........................

A through Z unit is fine.

 

9. height: …………..m/ft weight ……………….kg/lbs

5'9" 150+ (185lbs max)

 

10. Must have these qualities...............................

Olympic size budonkadonk.

 

11. Dislikes these qualities......................................

Still the no-a$$-at-all syndrome.

 

12. Other comments ...................................

Hook a brother up, quick, before my wife reads this.

[Warrior of Light]

Fidel,

 

Your supposed to copy and fill it in private and send it to the email address provided. Read the instructions

* You better make amends before you get busted by wifey numero UNO *

[Castro]

Originally posted by Warrior of Light:

* You better make amends before you get busted by wifey numero UNO *

Hopefully the matched minyar will be strong enough to take on minwayn. Naagti noolina reerka ha u hadho.

[Warrior of Light]

^^^^ Translator pls, is there anyone available to help? :confused:

[Castro]

Originally posted by Warrior of Light:

^^^^ Translator pls, is there anyone available to help? :confused:

Minwayn = first wife.

Minyar = wives 2 through 4.

 

Naagti noolina reerka ha u hadho = Survivor Palau? Come to papi.

[Warrior of Light]

Lol,thanks for the translation. Arent you supposed to inform wife no. 1 your intention of adding a new sister/s in Islam as wife/wives ?

 

*Will Hibo need to have written consent from wife number Uno ? Fear she wont be able to handle the guilt of bringing trouble to an already existing healthy marriage. *

[Castro]

Originally posted by Warrior of Light:

Arent you supposed to inform wife no. 1

In due time brother, in due time.

 

*Will Hibo need to have written consent from wife number Uno ? Fear she wont be able to hand the guilt of bring trouble to an already existing healthy marriage. *

No, I'll just have to sign a waiver not to sue Hibo if I lose an eye in the matching process.

[Warrior of Light]

Lol, Im a sister

[Castro]

Originally posted by Warrior of Light:

Lol, Im a sister

D'oh. I'm really sorry. Excuse me while I take my foot out of my mouth.

 

Mmmmm. A warrior sister? Are you signing up for this?

[- Femme -]

I can't seem to tell apart now-adays from when your joking to when your really serious anymore. :confused:

[MR ORGILAQE]

now i am confused i thought there was another dating agency operating here called hibbo agency.has that one ceased to operate,it looks like the owners of the old agency are now running this one too.hibbo i am not mocking you but rather just thinking aloud

[Jacaylbaro]

I need 2 days to read the instructions ,,,, i've no time to read it all ,,,

[Nazra]

:confused: This is bizzare.

 

Sista Hibo, i really enjoy reading your topics when i have the chance to. But i have noticed that most of your topics are about marriage. I know this is the women's section and the only section that i come to.

But why is that so?

 

I am starting to feel sorry for you. It feels like you are the one in need of a serious match.

I suggest: Somalia, for a quick, simple marriage.

 

Those questions are personal.

NB: You for got to include INCOME $$$.