GaroweGal Posted March 17, 2010 1. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. 2. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. 3. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. 4. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. 5. She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION. 6. She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER. 7. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. 8. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 9. She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT. 10. She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE 11. She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT. 12. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 13. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE. 14. She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT. 15. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 16. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 17. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY. 18. She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE. 19. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION. 20. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducaysane Posted March 18, 2010 yaa shaqo la' waxaas oo hadal ah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted March 18, 2010 number 11 ileen waa la ila qabaa! I have to adjust hadaba. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eng.Cadde Posted March 18, 2010 I want my 5 min of reading this garbage back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted March 18, 2010 Originally posted by Eng.Cadde: I want my 5 min of reading this garbage back! It took you five minutes to read 20 lines? Pervs are rare but an illiterate one? Hooked on phonics Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted March 18, 2010 "She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY." LOLS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted March 18, 2010 She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. I love number 4, we aint conceited guys. we know our best qualities ...so truee lol salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eng.Cadde Posted March 18, 2010 castro No offence meant sxb,but i only converse with certain people here.and about your advice i simply decline it.Lets hope this will be the last time we engage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaroweGal Posted March 19, 2010 Originally posted by Eng.Cadde: I want my 5 min of reading this garbage back! Yet you spent a couple of minutes more replying to it? Bal orad sakiin laq wax kale kuma haren. :rolleyes: Originally posted by Aaliyah416: She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. I love number 4, we aint conceited guys. we know our best qualities ...so truee lol salaam Lol, I'm "micro-wave compatible" & a few other ones I prefer not to say Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muriidi Posted July 25, 2010 8. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. is it ok to be called gaanjibad qawsaar ah ?! or should she call a lawyer ? 17. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY. should i be takin' her to the quantum physics-lab instead ..? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted July 27, 2010 12. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. Sent back to the rental agency...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted July 29, 2010 18. She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
