Will the real terrorist Plz standup

[rudy-Diiriye]

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Terriosts please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Terrorists please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

 

Y'all act like you never seen a dictator before

Jaws all on the floor like dumb Aweeys and boy Shariif laughing in the beginning

weaving like they just dont care and say mission is accomplished and then TFG started whoopin their azzs singing Ethio songs It's the return of the Amxaarow... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And sheikh Aweeys said... nothing you ******!

Yeey, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

 

Chaat selling women dont love Aweeys

They say. "Terrorist Shieks, we are sick of them".!

 

Look at Yeey, runnin around grabbin his Amxaar u know what Flipp the you-know-who," "Yeah, azz kissin good 4 nothing moran!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin in our country

Sometimes, I wanna get on plane and just let loose

but it's cool for Yeey to hump helpless Somalis with his Amxaar friends! The Amxaar told him "kiss my bum" and Yeey shouted,

 

"My lip is on your bum, my lips is on your bum"

And that's the message he delivered to the little kids in Somalia. And expect them not to know what a an Axmaar means to them!

Of course they gonna know, its written in their DNA By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the internet don't they?

 

Well,we ain't nothing but mammals..Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open in the name of false jihad

"But Terrorist sheikhs, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

wouldnt you just be doing same ole shyte

whip innocent women from sun up till sun down

and push the clock backwards back to dark ages

lil red-beard sheikh wont you be happy if we put bullet in your head and you visit your 70 virigins right away! hope one of them is caraaweeylo and she makes you take refuge in hell!

 

But if we can make a terriost warlord a shiekh

then there's no reason to have a country

 

EWWW!But if you feel like I feel, get the antidote by finding your somali soul in you heart!! and clean up the whole goddam place for us only, the pure race!!

 

Sistas wave your your hijab and breath some fresh air!! our country awaits 4 all of us!

 

I'm Terrorist, yes I'm the real Yeey Terrorist

All you other Terrorist Shiekhs are just imitating So won't the real Terrorist please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

 

Ha ha

Guess there's a Terrorist shaydhan in all of us

F^it, let's all stand up!! We doomed! its the end...!!! :mad: :mad:

[Taliban]

Originally posted by rudy:

Well,we ain't nothing but mammals..

Sir, with all due respect, we ain't mammals. We are bani aadam.

[Pujah]

For the first time in history Rudy has written something we can all agree on