mz-alpha-soup Posted May 26, 2005 Who asked me to write a verse? In which from ode rhymes i disperse Dear poetry, why are you going from bad to worse? The way you are leading me you will end up in a hearse! When poems rhyme they have a zing Just to read them loud makes me wonna sing on my ski.. Such cheer to my heart they bring.. So who asked any of u to change it to a thing? To take a rhyme out of poetry is bloody wrong Just like taking melody from aluvely zeynab cige song.. Or from a bell removing its gong From wadnahaa (heart) the desire to belong.. Taking away salt from bariis isnt it the ultimate somali food? Stealing engine from under my lexus hood (i wish) Robbing a poor poet like me from her solitude.. or taking the warmth from my cuddly-hood So who is taking away poetry from rhyme? Please dont make me wack you with my bakoraad coz its a crime.... Get slapped silly coz i can devote my time.. I will always write this way even if i dont fetch a dime... By the way u have one shilling? I want to pay my ciyaal bills.. Dont b stingy Coz i woz just kidding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted May 26, 2005 Roses are red violet are black When i went to your house I Got shocked coz roaches attacked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted May 26, 2005 Roses are red violet are blue Thats what Jamac told me but it aint true Violets are violet, they are definately not blue Just like an orange is orange so i said to Jamac 'waryaa MOVE' He was like come here my ''pinky pink' flower' you are soo cool :rolleyes: I was like pinky is NOT pink To call something pink or blue is not kidding But i woz like 'ah wat the heck Its hard to rhyme with violet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted May 27, 2005 Originally posted by mz-alpha-soup: Roses are red violet are black When i went to your house I Got shocked coz roaches attacked LooooooooooooooooL Keep them coming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted June 4, 2005 Mirror mirror on the wall Do yo have to tell it all? with that glare of light Just to make my skirt fell so tight I know am curvy n fine But you wont co-operate with me The way you let the shadows play You would think my hair was turning grey Whats that u say, a double chin? No, thats the way the light comes in If u persist in thinking so You'll confiscate my facial glow You are definately no hanging straight Coz you are about to say am gaining weight Am upset with you For giving me this distorted view I hate you being smug and wise Oh, look whats happened to my luscious thighs I warn you mirror on the wall From now on we arent on speaking terms at all coz i look alright in my new jeans So go and find cover in smitherines Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted June 4, 2005 BUT OFCOURSE Ofcourse am chilled out driver... But your nissan micra is rather slow... And always seem like you want to stop... When i just want to go... Ofcourse i aint a mad driver And i dont want you to dash Its just that there is an electric fault That makes my headlights flash Ofcourse am a tolerant driver.. Not saying you are a hog... I only drive this close because.. I like your nodding dog... Ofcourse am a law abiding driver Iam not the criminal sort I now really must get on Coz am rather late for court.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted June 4, 2005 Didn't realize i woz nuts until the other day I stared at myself in the mirror And i was facing the other way ! :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz-alpha-soup Posted June 25, 2005 MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth, a dream of fiction Awoman is, a bundle of contradiction She is afraid of a wasp, will scream out loud But will tackle her man,alone in the house Sour as a vineger, sweet as rose She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose Some time iz mad, crazy and sad She'll hate u like poison, and luv u like mad She will win u in rage, enchant u in silk Like an ox she can b strong,but then milder milk MOODS OF A MAN Horny :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadlyVision Posted June 26, 2005 loooool Think it's safe to say it's time for cold shawer- No more worm baths it's summer know better b4 u soak b4 next hour Moods of a woman onetime smart the other a numwit Moods of a woman onething she loves samethingshe hates throwing the same fit I try my best to tamper with that mood take an advantage Mz.Alpha control ya hormons, I didn't meant to heat u up I thought u would've manage But when u seen the others it's like ur insides came out Yelling, Looking at me am her insides comming out Be cool, Cool Shawers Is The Answer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted July 10, 2005 mz-alpha-soup, Wewe ni wazimu..in the nicest way possible of course ...thanks for sharing them with us. Kwaheri. Peace,Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janna Posted July 10, 2005 Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
