A poem for us.... ladies

[nazia_20]

A poem for us....

 

I file my nails,

 

I sit down to pee.

 

And I can justify

 

any shopping spree.

 

Don't go to a barber,

 

but a beauty salon.

 

I can get a massage

 

without a hard-on.

 

I can balance the checkbook,

 

I can pump my own gas.

 

I can talk to my friends about the size of my ***

 

My beauty's a masterpiece,

 

and yes, it takes long.

 

At least I can admit,

 

to others when I'm wrong.

 

I don't drive in circles,

 

at any cost.

 

And I don't have a problem,

 

admitting I'm lost.

 

I never forget,

 

an important date.

 

You just gotta deal with it,

 

I'm usually late.

 

I don't watch movies,

 

with lots of gore.

 

Don't need instant replay,

 

to remember the score.

 

I won't lose my hair,

 

I don't get jock itch.

 

and cause I'm assertive don't call me a b!tch

 

Don't say to your friends,

 

Oh yeah, I can get her.

 

In your dreams, my dear,

 

I can do better!

 

Flowers are okay,

 

But jewelry's best.

 

Look at me you ***** ...

 

Not at my chest????

 

I don't have a problem,

 

With Expressing my feelings.

 

I know when you're lying,

 

You look at the ceiling.