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FUNNY HOW....!?

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Assalamu Alaikum.

 

Something to think about...

 

-Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Mosque, but so

small when you take it to the market.

 

-Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

 

-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Mosque are, but how short

they are when watching a movie.

 

-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't

have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

 

-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra

innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer

than the regular time.

 

-Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the Quran, but how easy it is

to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

 

-Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but

scramble to get a back row at mosque so that scramble out.

 

-Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event

into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the

last moment.

 

-Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough

to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand

and repeat gossip.

 

-Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the

Quran says.

 

-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to

believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

 

-Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like

wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think

twice about sharing.

 

FUNNY, ISN'T IT? ;)

 

Are you laughing? :D

 

Are you thinking? :rolleyes:

 

Spread the Word and give thanks to Allah for He is Good & Mercifull!

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True walaahi sis..thanx for sharing with us..

But you forgot one thing

 

 

Funny how long it takes for people to reply to this kind of topics, but how quickly they reply to the Qabiil related ones. :( ..

 

 

soo saad walaahi

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asalama alaykum

 

maasha allaah bro & sis in islam..

 

-Instinct-Poet: not only you bro, same here

 

we need to refresh.

 

-STHLM_Lady: maasha allaah sis thnk you very much,

it's realy true.. how funny it's .. jazaki allah khair dear I'm Proud of you sis ..Allaah bless you

 

waiting more insha allaah...

macakum salaam

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What can i say?

 

i have not been on somaliaonline for a while and today i have seem 1 of the best poems i have read, so sista i love it...

 

Sista you have sum it all up in that poem about how important time is and what we waste it on...

 

May Allah reward you for that poem......

 

Keep them coming.. inshaallah

 

Peace and love..

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J.Lee   

Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to nderstand

and repeat gossip.

what is there to say.....some times the truth is stranger than fiction. well written

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Asalaama alaykum wrhmtullahi w.

 

baaraka allaahu fiikum bro and sist's in Islam

 

As we know allah w'll ask us the time and where we wasted...

 

Knowing the importance of Islamic knowledge, it is imperative that we must spend time acquiring it. We must remember that one of the characteristics of a believer is love for the search of knowledge. Insha Allaah

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biG mOm   

asalaama calaykum ikhwatul eman..

 

muslim sis - beautiful poem..I realy like it.

 

-Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the Quran, but how easy it is

to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

funny how hard to learn quran, but how easy to learn a westren songs.

funny how hard to tell the truth, but how easy to tell lies . subhana allaah..

thnk you dear muslim sis.

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Nice

 

That got me thinking even though I never scramble for the back seat of a mosque..........But some of it considered me.............Great poem maybe u should go to the poetry side and play the new game I came up with.......

 

One love

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Nice

 

That got me thinking even though I never scramble for the back seat of a mosque.......Great poem maybe u should particapate in the poetry game ( if u like that is) ur choice

 

One love

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Asalaama Alaykum W,w

jazzakumu allaah khair bro & sis in Islam..

 

aamiin for your du'aa... thnk you very much..

I love you for the sake of allaah..

 

fii amaani allaah///

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Batuulo   

WooooooooooW

 

jazzaaka allaah kheyr muslim sis

 

wallaahi it's true, may allaah reward you.

 

this the best poem i ever read tnx sis.

i'll write it down to my note book. thank you

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Wa'aleikum wasalam...Muslim sis~

I only wish there are more of you out there smile.gif

I completely understand where your comming from:

Jazakala Khier! Ya'Walaashiis~

& this one is mainly 4the grown ups*

-onaGoodTip-

 

Seems soo Funny...

But serious as what attacks the heart*

Serious as those playing dumb, but are smart*

Serious as jotting down this depression chart*

In sickness in health,

Am out2get my minds wealth*

This is serious as ur last breath*

Imagine what answer u'd give 2a somali kid

injectin christal meth*

Growin up under mindbendin society*

Lost outa touch with reality*

2young2really get the concept`

who grew in a group home, feelin alone

wit'no one 2respect'

Livin with what life relflect'

Learnin 2self protect'

buildin on starvin self project'

Under government care*

wonder about his/her parental spare*

wonder if they posses a mental glare*

Wonderin about the Somali Youngies we lossin in

Despair*

Reality now facin U_

Askin U_

Why is that knowledge seems love?

But can't love it right*

Why was I made 2be a sinner, prayin above?

When I lack the patience 2awaite 4my own Rite*

Intellectual & sinful, xaraan around by te handful

& thats just another night*

'N' Darkness falls takin over.....

...........

:confused:

Lets relax Religion aside!

Wana know the issue wit' ma people?

Its like we be movin in a leathal sequel*

Hatting hitting on their 10months babies~

Shameful, they even shocked the Bradies~

In a bunch lettin Mr.Pale take away their kids*

Lossin their breed in a mist*

Makes me wana roll up & fold a fist*

But, I'll jot down our abusive list*

My grown folks please dont get this

on a different twist*

But we need our culture2 really notice our religion_

We need2 practice what we preach so we can

teach those we tryin 2reach 2a better section_

Dont buy into Ms.Pales' smile, it only means

underground rejection_

Kufaars get u behind bars, get u feelin unsafe

driving ya' Dodge car,

leavin u lackin protection_

Its part of their plantation, 2have u in their

reflection_

Understand it takes a complex mind 2explain

a simular misconception_

Back2 our Somali nation_

We're not in a Somali location_

But still we move dumb & hate each other tribes origin, am stuck lookin down prayin inside runing out of my faith ammunition_

"Ooooh what a humiliation!"

& I believe there are worst depression

over takin Islamic nations with agression

while we here self stressin :confused:

Happens2me am not runnin with emotion...

Dont get me wrong my life is about livin in motion, debatin comotion, Inshallah live smooth like skin wit' lotioin_

& All I can do is leave u with my words of expression_ :rolleyes:

*Grown the seed, nurish the breed stay on ya feet*

Stick this in the back of ya mind--->

We stuck away from home in a ugly mission_

I dont mean 2be twistin but please listen_

Islam is greater than what major minds

are thinking_

Lose time, abuse ya mind, but choose a line_

Good or Bad*

Its always patiently funny how...

 

Quote:

__________________________________________________

-Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

 

-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Mosque are, but how short

they are when watching a movie.

 

-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't

have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

 

-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra

innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer

than the regular time.

__________________________________________________

 

Take it to the heart~

..................................................

Now I know only few may understand my point*

But I hope everyone understands it__COMPLEX__

....

Once again*....

Jazakalah Musmilma Sis...

 

PME

PeaceMiddleEast

~1~

Vision

Asalama Caleikum

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Assalamu Alaikum,

 

Let truth be told. Subhan'Allah. We're here today, gone tomorrow.

 

Deadly: Religion and culture are two beautiful things. But to respect culture takes religion. One of the reasons why our country is so down where it is right now is because it's citizens failed to realize the line between culture and religion. You can have your culture, as long as it doesn't fued or clash with the rules and regulations set down by Islam. If the line is crossed unjustfully, you bring upon yourself the wrath of ALLAH (swt). That's all for now.

 

Jazzak'Allahu khayran to the sister that started this post. As ALLAH (Swt) says in His Book" "Verily, a reminder benefits the believer."

 

Wa Billahi Tawfiq

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