STRAIGHT TALK

[commonsense]

What women really mean

 

When they say: Translation:

 

“We need to talk” “I need to complain”

“I’m not upset” “Of course I’m upset, you moron”

“You’re so manly” “You need to shave and shower”

“Be romantic, turn out the lights” “I have flabby thighs”

“Size doesn’t matter” G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E

“The kitchen is so inconvenient” “ I want a new house”

“Hang the picture there” “No, I mean hang it there”

“I heard a noise” “I noticed you were almost sleeping”

“Do you love me?” “I’m thinking about buying something really expensive”

“How much do you love me?” “I did something today that you’re really not going to like”

“You have to learn to communicate” “just agree with me”

“Are you listening to me?” “Too late mister you’re dead”

“Do you like this recipe?” “It’s easy to make so you’d better get use to it”

“I’m not yelling” “Of course I’m yelling this is important”

“It’s your decision” “The correct decision should be obvious to you too, by now”

“Do what you want” “You’ll pay for this later”

“Whatever” “You’ll pay for this later”

“Fine” “You’ll pay for this later”

 

What men want

When they say: Translation:

“Do you want to go to the movie?” “I’d eventually like to have sex with you”

“Can I take you to dinner?” “I’d eventually like to have sex with you”

“Can I call you sometime?” “I’d eventually like to have sex with you”

“May I have this dance?” “I’d eventually like to have sex with you”

“Yes I like the way you cut your hair” “I like it better before”

“Let’s talk” “If I show you that I’m the sensitive type, could we have sex”

“What is wrong?” “So I guess sex tonight is out of the question”

“I’m bored” “Lets have sex now”

“I love you too” “Now lets have sex”

“I’m tired” “I’m tired”

“I’m sleepy” “I’m sleepy”

“I’m hungry” “I’m hungry”

“Would I lie to you?” “Would I lie to you?!?!?!???!”

 

 

 

[DIRAC_N_TIMZ]

with all this said and done....WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG....where's the love at?..........appearently hidden in the walls of MARS and VENUS....lol....

 

Common lay it on them gal

[Hibo]

hey common.

I see men are the uncomplicated species!.

over two third of the time all they want is sex.. and yet is hard for women to understand men!!!!,,

hint-sex and food.. is everything to a man.

as for women,,i have no clue what they want!

good list tho'

[Hibo]

Kix kix kix kix

 

That was funny! I've to admit when I say "do what u want", "whatever" and "fine"....I do mean the translations! I guess am gonna hav to change my tactics....

 

 

[Abdinuur]

WOW!

 

That pretty much explains what women say when they say whatever they're saying, huh...?jk

 

 

[Filsaneey]

that is so true about men, that all they think about 24/7.

peace.

[Hibo]

dym u guys. is there anything guys think of besides sex? well it sure was funny i gotta admit that and mostly true. and yeah maxamad u are right when u said i don't know what women want.. i hate to speak for ladies i don't even know but let me speak for myself here. i personaly don't what i want most of the times i say one thing yet i mean the other way. is like u wanna go i'll say nah but i really mean yes lol. so if u confused i don't blame ya guys. so good luck and keep on guessing and keep this list with u 24/7 hahahaha. peace out..1 luv my ppl

 

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peace in the middle east.

[Ayaan8321]

Loool @Commonsense, abaayo saas hannoo kashifin noh.

Damn!! gotta come up with new tactics

[MaandeeQ]

STHLM, abaayo daa ha na kashiftee, so next time they 'll translate our statements correctlly or at least I hope!

 

Commonsense, keep translating gurl! LOOL

[MaandeeQ]

STHLM_lady, ooops! I 4got the part lady from ur nick! Hope u 4give me sis! Salaam