Baluug Posted November 23, 2005 LOL This guy is digging up the dirt.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Faarax Posted November 23, 2005 WALKING AROUND SOMALIA ONLINE nOV 23. Qoorsagaaro in the NBA corner: Capital Z heating up defending shaq and the heat threatened Jaylaani like "yo Jay watch ur mouth hommy" when jay responded "What is up with the threat dude?" Looks like the boys had a little too much espn in their system. we will see if fists start flying during the championship..more on this story Admin on a rampage: the double simplicity, one of them was charged the crime to have posted a topic, i think u might remember " Various pics of back home " where a certain nomad by the name Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar screamed " Are you trying to advertise a site!" admin was quick to cut that turkeys throat..the Post has magicly disappeared..taraaa~ Have you seen this guy: news that pictures of socod badne appeared on several 2% percent milk cartons, sources say the nomad was kidnapped while walking from starbucks after a meeting with couple of collegeus. We think the crime was faith related. More to come on this story. latest on eNur trial- after a runaway and three different topic changes, the jury is still hung on wether to find the preacher guilty or not. several people from the defensee site screamed there is no need to cry over a spoiled milk. in this case this was the camel milk - some where seen carrying the slogan "blame it on Camel Milk!". when we finaly had a time to sit with nur he commented "The Best of people are those who are not easily angered but can easily be satisfied, the worst of people are those who are easily irritated but take too long to be satsified. That is a yardstick from the Model of Ettiquette ( Akhlaaq). Also some of the nomads feel that forgive and forget motto is in due, Rahima said "Again we all make mistakes, it seems that some amongst us have forgotten that" but others are not quite convinced that the preacher learned his lesson.Going back to the other side, DA spoke on this "Well we could let go, but it won't necessarily be forgotten. I personally don't trust people who preach on Islam, and then hold some ignorant views - like cutting up female genitalia. It AFFECTS how I perceive that person for that point on. things as u can see are in shambles, some of the bystanders had this to comment- Castro "So Nur eats, sleeps and sh!ts like the rest of us? This is truly shocking" shocking in deed. Nur seen as most of the somaliaonline nomads as the preacher who had the right words for the right momentum brought an argument against this :I must admit that the article that i have written was half baked, by all measures, seriously speaking, it needs an extensive research to validate the cons and pros. Research indeed. More to come on this story.... On the light side of things- sigma woke up after three years to respond to a topic about a bid that turkey presented to the EU which was rejected. Boy! those sleeping pills are something. On another post "Members of Somalia both Nomad and Junior nomads, agree that Saddam Hussein is a threat to peace and must disarm" is sigma really aware that sadamm hussein was captured? war kan hurdada ka kiciya Women on a mission- Raula and wiilo was seen drinking tea and making marriage plans, a source heard their conversation- "adi laftigaaga waa lagu waaye maxaa kumashquuliye iyah..ari ma raacdid....kawaan kama shaqeysid..oo mindiyo ma sifeeysid...madhaliso ma tihid...minyarona ma tihid....laakin maqbul aad noqote see waaye adi" and audio captured we think it is the voice of wiilo "haddii aad duqowdo raula adiga iyo odaygaaga sidan ayaa u ekaanaysaan nasiib ayaa leedihiin -- LOoks like we gonna have buraanbur soon. More to come...stay tuned. SOOMAALIYA ONLAAYN Bii Bii C MIIDAYAA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Faarax Posted November 23, 2005 TANI WAA SOOMALIYA ONLAAYN Bii Bii C Miidayaa! Ku soo dhawaada ..Wararkii oo koobanaa oo kadis ah! the second half of the day.... Hearts are melting people- proposal took place right under our nose, it looks like the end receiver is none other than the cuban plant distributor Castro, where a young feminine activist sneaked him the words "You should've been related to me. I could always use a man with your views in my family tree" Are we waiting for a ring? when is hooyo going to be contacted. the cuban plant might just make it to the tree. more on this romance Meanwhile, nomads have discovered a somali viagra also known as xabad sooda. black seed is said to be the cure for everything except death. Now all the faarax's are expected to rush to the halal store and get a dose or two. When we interviewed one of the anonymous users he replied "This Habad Sooda thing min-daawaat kay ka mid tahay" masha allah, waa another faarax oo faraxsan. Now for our health topic, fartun is said to have catched a serious case of amnesia sharing with her fellow nomads about her dream more than hundred times. It was related to us by some that she fell seriously inlove with one farax who supposed gave her some narcotic. da "lala" or we think it was "jaad" yet our lab still working on the results of the tests. when we asked her what happened she said "i had a dream him coming to me and saying to me that what he did to me wasn't somethign fair and he never thought he could have do something like that to me,and he start appologizing to me, and i gues i accepted that on my dreams", Now lovely fartun is in rehab, she is recovering and getting ready for her "Aqal gal". Hope she feels better. Rape charges- Reaction turn to debate when several of somaliaonline nomads took the the opinion swords and started slashing the simple topic apart thus creating many peices leaving even the posters confused. some of the contenders of this topic, our cuban plant distributor castro and the lonsome stranger seeker, have battled it to the bone, One side of the table screamed women are to blame for wearing that pamela anderson outfit while the others say men are just "the big bad wolf". when someone got excited and screamed "every single one of us is a potential rapist" now that created some silence and it was none other than NGONGE (the controversialist) closing the door behind him...OThers on the confess line castro "I can't possibly be caught in a situation like that. Unless I actively campaign for it, of course. That is unlikely at this stage in my life" we are counting on that..all in all DA made a conclusion to this strangely confusing topic "Here's what I think: Rape is a CRIME" interesting..we never thought about that...more to this story. OGEYSIIS* SOOMALIYA ONLAAYN MIIDIYA WAXAY XIRNAAN DOONTAA THIS WEEKEND IYADOO SABABTAY IN FASAX LA SIIYAY NOMADS TO ROAM AROUND WITH OUT THE CAMERA CATCHING...WAA SIDAAS IYO WAR KALE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted November 23, 2005 Xaaji, this is hilarious. Keep it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted November 23, 2005 Hearts are melting people- proposal took place right under our nose, it looks like the end receiver is none other than the cuban plant distributor Castro, where a young feminine activist sneaked him the words "You should've been related to me. I could always use a man with your views in my family tree" Are we waiting for a ring? when is hooyo going to be contacted. the cuban plant might just make it to the tree. more on this romance You evil child! :mad: I meant my lil brother so I could pat him on the head and squeeze his cheeks. :rolleyes: P.S. Continue in english please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted November 24, 2005 ^^ B-u-s-t-e-d! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by Xaaji_Faro_badne: some of the contenders of this topic, our cuban plant distributor castro and the lonsome stranger seeker, have battled it to the bone, mandhow when did I become lonesome? I am going to sue this service for defamation of character!!! Very funny though. Keep it up :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted November 24, 2005 Qix qix qix, qush qush qush, kackackackac.... Ar qosolkii waa iga dhamaaday. Qatari cadiim, runtii. Ar Jaamacada Gaheyr, kuliyada wargeyska iyo jaraa'idka maa kasoo qalinjibisay? Laakiin af Soomaaliga ku wad, naga dhaaf af Inbariiska. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted November 24, 2005 haa yaaqee... waraa somali ku wad nooh........ Wareer Badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted November 24, 2005 Warkooda ka bax..isku qas ingriis iyo soomali as in a wider circulation. Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
