A few harmless humour about men.....

[Foxy]

Title..

THE ENDLESS QUEST TO MAKE MEN MORE LIKE WOMEN ...

 

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

 

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

 

 

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

 

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

 

 

DAY ONE

 

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

 

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

 

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

 

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK

OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

 

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

 

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting

"It's not there!â€, You’ve moved it!†or “We’ve run out!†– Open forum

 

 

 

DAY TWO

 

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role-play

 

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

 

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

 

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

 

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

 

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

 

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

 

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

 

I thought that was funny

 

cheers

[Jacaylbaro]

Put me in the list ,,,,,, heeeeeey ,, STOP ,,,wait wait !!! ... i'm not that stupi*d ,,,,,

[Foxy]

Jacaylbaro....atleast You are good sport at having a go at it....Good On You Bro.....

 

a crush course of the above would do anyman some good housekeeping skills

 

cheers

[Warrior of Light]

Foxy, are there any exceptions? wouldnt mind signing up for How to be the ideal shopping companion, could do with some pointers

[dawoco]

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

lol, I would love to see such testimonial

[Faarax-Brawn]

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

I agreed with everything.Except This Bull-Xaar right here.

 

If Christopher Columbus didnt need it,why should we.

 

To the rest of it,Who really cares?

[Jacpher]

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting

"It's not there!â€, You’ve moved it!†or “We’ve run out!†– Open forum

LOL

 

Perhaps most men would want this portion of the course.

[Bess.]

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

as if they have a monopoly on good driving.... :rolleyes:

[Baluug]

C'mon now,at least I fill the ice cube trays...

[Bess.]

do u want a

.... :rolleyes:

[Viking]

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

 

No amount of training could help a man become an "ideal shoping companion". Men go and buy what they went for and leave while women browse around for hours, often admiring things instead of purchasing.

 

 

Originally posted by Afromali:

quote: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

I agreed with everything.Except This Bull-Xaar right here.

 

If Christopher Columbus didnt need it,why should we.

 

To the rest of it,Who really cares?

Afromali,

But Columbus was actually heading to India. You are right, if he asked for directions he would have never "discovered" America.

[Nephissa]

Cool class, is there one for women too

 

MEN: when drinking hot beverages, sip slowly. No fururuuruuq please, don't slurp.

[Baluug]

Originally posted by besbaaso:

do u want a

.... :rolleyes:

"mmmmmmmmm.....something" Homer Simpson

 

I don't know why,but I tried to type "c-o-o-k-i-e-s" instead of "something",but it said "Sorry,but we do not permit the HTML tag "c-o-o-k-i-e-s"

[MR ORGILAQE]

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

 

 

I can take anything but Shopping.It is the one thing that makes my blood pressure hit the roof.

 

.....OOOOh and the way women cannot decide what they want once they go into the shop.One minute they pick something up and then after half an hour of searching they decide they no longer want it and pick something else,and then after an hour in the shop they decide they dont want anything at all and want to check out every shop in the high street in the same manner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Warrior of Light]

^^^ there are some men who have studied that art and are worse than women, thanx to metrosexualism, 'Gotta look good'issues Not hating prefer guys to look good n smell good but within limits . ARRRRRRGH, shopping aint my cup of tea, Lexy still asking for permission to attend that class.