dawoco Posted June 10, 2005 I hate the world today You're so good to me I know but I can't change Tried to tell you But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried Must have been relieved to see The softer side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one Chorus: I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way So take me as I am This may mean You'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that When I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change And today won't mean a thing Chorus Just when you think, you got me figured out The season's already changing I think it's cool, you do what you do And don't try to save me Chorus I'm a b*tch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I've been numb, I'm revived Can't say I'm not alive You know I wouldn't want it any other way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Almas Posted June 10, 2005 looooooool...okayyy so I umm going to avoid sky from now on.... :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted June 10, 2005 Sky, 8 of the 11 solutions you have brought forth, are a sure recipe for you being someone’s "MISS B1tch" at the big house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 10, 2005 U.D; i believe a true man can TAME all these 11 types of women. They are nothing man, no need to avoid. Confront them and take up the challenge! Ok guys, listen up. I'm NOT a mechanic. So I have no intention of acquiring a faulty vehicle and refurbishing it. I'd rather do my research on mileage, features, capacity and cost and get one that won't require constant tweaks and part replacements. There's a multitude of perfectly normal, loving women who will bake you a good cake (najma ) without chocking, whipping threatening and selling thier stuff. Hibo, I hope you're not suggesting that you need repair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 10, 2005 Dawoco, I think whoever sang that song falls in this category: Miss Me A close relative of Miss B!tch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Sky: im not dumb! Your post says otherwise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dawoco Posted June 10, 2005 Underdog, how many women were observed to aid you in making your list of women to avoid. Somehow I can't help but think that all those types of women described have been associated with you at one time or other. And if that is the case, then you must be either a doormat who has been abused, or else an ogre who can't attract a decent and non-conniving woman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 10, 2005 Dawoco, the low blows are coming fast an furious. Your inquiry is just oozing with somekind of foul-smelling aggression. It would be too much of a stretch to assume Something in the "list" must be burning at you. why don't you have a chit chat with Sky or Afro they seem to know how to fix that sorta stuff. LOL @ Doormat & Ogre. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted June 10, 2005 Very interesting,i don't know who is the worst among the 11 u mentioned. Miss Elusive scares the hell out of me,I'm too lazy to sieve through the whole mixed messages she be giving me.......the same reason i didn't vote for Kerry .......sending us mixed messages like we have time to break them down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted June 10, 2005 ^^ So you voted for Bush care to enlighten us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted June 10, 2005 Ok guys, listen up. I'm NOT a mechanic. So I have no intention of acquiring a faulty vehicle and refurbishing it. I'd rather do my research on mileage, features, capacity and cost and get one that won't require constant tweaks and part replacements First of all, you can’t compare a Woman to a vehicle. They are not commodities that can be bought and refurbished. That’s just being plain sexist. Lets use a more humane analogy, then am gonna respond. So you voted for Bush care to enlighten us Why are you assuming, he could have voted for NADER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 10, 2005 Lets use a more humane analogy, then am gonna respond. Cars or goats or apples or oranges....The point remains: do you wanna spend your time advancing your family and community or do you wanna waste your time trying to get your partner in working order? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted June 10, 2005 Cars or goats or apples or oranges.... You are absolutly right.But that still doesnt change the fact that you compared Women to Cars, and now Goats and apples/oranges. We can go in circles. Just give up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
najma82 Posted June 10, 2005 najma, how about MissTease -------------------------------------------------- Checkmate, what did i do to you to deserve this:( Infact I am the opposite of Misstease, so iga gambiso aa lagu dhahay. There's a multitude of perfectly normal, loving women who will bake you a good cake (najma ) without chocking, whipping threatening and selling thier stuff. -------------------------------------------------- underdog thanks a lot man, I feel a whole lot better now after being called by MissTease :mad: but anyhow hit the store and get some cake for yourself for now, otherwise u be waiting forever till a sister comes to your rescue and offers her recipe to you lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
