U.S. To Offer Free Summer In Somalia Program

[Liibaan]

 

U.S. To Offer Free "Summer In Somalia" Program

 

Written by Andrew Lawrence

(Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Summer in Somalia" to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks.

 

The program entails a 3-month summer stay in Somalia, living under native conditions. Under the program, any U.S. citizen who thinks America sucks can go to Somalia for the summer, live in a typical native sticks & straw hut and experience, first hand, the realities of starvation, extreme poverty, lack of sanitation, disease, political chaos, corruption, lawlessness and a complete lack of freedom.

 

In addition, as part of the daily dose of cultural reality, there is no internet access, no cell phone service, no TV, no electricity, no plumbing and no food.

 

On site free medical care wil be provided by Michael Moore.

 

A State Dept spokesperson, commenting on the Summer in Somalia program stated, "After a summer in Somalia, if they survive, any U.S. citizen who still wants to think America sucks will at least have something to compare it to."

 

The reality based Summer in Somalia program is free. It's open to any U.S. citizen who believes that the U.S. stinks, and is recommended for U.S. college students, university professors, ACLU members, Hollywood millionaires who hate capitalism, and limousine liberals.

 

Leading by example, Democrats Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Ted Kennedy are slated to be among the first participants in the program.

 

 

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[Pujah]

Nice, I was gonna recomend JB and Xanthus than I realized he is already there and she is not U.S citizen

[Fabregas]

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lol

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooool@pujaa ,,,,,

 

 

a lot of SOL member will benefit this program i guess ,,,,,

[Ariadne]

Originally posted by 'Chief:

 

On site free medical care wil be provided by Michael Moore.

Everything sounded good until they said this then I was like no way man!

 

not in a million years

[Ariadne]

Originally posted by 'Chief:

 

On site free medical care wil be provided by Michael Moore.

Everything sounded good until they said this then I was like no way man!

 

not in a million years

[Jacaylbaro]

Don't worry ,,, you can still register for the program ,,,,,,,

 

Good opportunity for rudy i guess

[Ariadne]

I don't think I would register with Micheal Moore as my doctor... *shivers*

[Jacaylbaro]

in that part i think we can reach an agreement ,,, you can be off the medical care and do it by yourself.

[Ariadne]

lol why not at this junk store I saw an at home dentistry kit.

Now all I have to do is get a doctor in a box kit.

[Jacaylbaro]

well that is available too ,,, but is gonna be a bit heavy besides no one can guarantee the savety

[Ariadne]

safety schmafety....rugged folk like me don't need to worry about safety...only losers and public safety commisioners do.

[Jacaylbaro]

here is where i need a proof ,,,,

[Ariadne]

ahem .... um gotta... go... I have to go club a seal....

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooool