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Originally posted by Jimca Lee:

:D
@Diigaale

 

Who remembers Loc Dog from Don't be a Menace: I watched that movie when I was 9 and I still haven't forgotten his pick-up line.

 

*Cocks gun* gimme your #.

 

quote:

GET YOUR COAT LOVE YA PULLED

what exactly does this mean?
That means u won't have to take off your coat for the two-minute sex with the Faarax-stranger.

 

In England if you go 'on the pull', u'll be aiming to pick up a sexual partner, the more random the more appropriate.

 

A Faarax daring to utter such a thing..where's my Clorex?

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Jacpher   

War miyaadan damiir laheynoo dadnimo kugu jirin?

Waaxay doorkaad ka hadli iyo daandaansiga?

Aaway darisnimadii iyo dabci wanaagii?

Qaadicu magac iyo dastuur daba maryeynta

Daydaygii diinsoor daaraha fuqsaday

Digdigta dumarka danta guud kuma jirtoo

Ducaqabe inaan diiwaangashay

Dagaal diid ahey ma dahsoonoo

Dastuurkaad ka heli

Dirir hadaadan dooneyn, ood

Duceysane tahay door biday ducaqabe

Dar Allaan u dul qaadan daa’im Ilaahey

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JASMIINE   

The strangest pick up line:

 

"Girl U dropped something"

 

I looked behind me and he says " it was ur number can i go and get it"

 

Lol i thought it was helirious but it did not get him my number.

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Baluug   

Originally posted by sheherazade:

quote:Originally posted by Jimca Lee:

:D
@Diigaale

 

Who remembers Loc Dog from Don't be a Menace: I watched that movie when I was 9 and I still haven't forgotten his pick-up line.

 

*Cocks gun* gimme your #.

 

quote:

GET YOUR COAT LOVE YA PULLED

what exactly does this mean?
That means u won't have to take off your coat for the two-minute sex with the Faarax-stranger.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That had me cracking up!!!!!!!! You're so mean.........

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I dont know if you guys remember "magaalo joog xumo" he had the best lines..

 

He went and squeezed the side of her shoulder and was like

 

" miska kaa biyo biyeesan karaa' :D

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umh okai boys gather around and bring your notepads along .. cause here it goes..

 

 

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

 

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

 

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

 

"If you held 12 roses up to a mirror, you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world."

 

umh okai those are enough but before i go this is my all time favourite ..

 

Ask her if you can tell her a story. Then pick up her hand and draw a line across it. Then make a little dot. Say the line is a river and the dot is a bunny rabbit. The bunny rabbit has to get across the river. Is he gonna jump across, swim across, or go around? And as she guesses each one say nope. And then she'll say then what? And you'll say I have no clue. I just wanted to hold your hand.

 

have fun boys :D

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Naden   

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

 

Ooooh, a little mean-spirited with a touch of psychotic :eek: .

 

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

 

A little self-absorbed with a touch of creepy :( .

 

The rest are okay and just may work on a younger crowd. ;)

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Naden   

Darling, if I ever met you and you used those 2 lines, I will put by $20 mace to good use. :D

 

Originally posted by Conspiracy.:

darling they'll work on any girl, even you if you were lucky enough to meet me
;);)

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see you don't get it , its not just about the lines its about who says them and when he says them.

Plus you already thinking what you going to do if you meet me, how about you put that mace away and holla at me i'll teach you hand to hand close combat..

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There are actually people who critize other people's game yet turn around and use it on others. Plus there are few females that are diggin' da game' yet they wanna play it down.

 

I wanna address them once and fo all'

 

If you dig it' you dig it' now can u dig it

if you cant...u can dig urself out!

 

dat's from the underline workers association.

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