MEN and WOMEN

[wyre]

MEN

 

 

1. All men are extremely busy.

 

 

 

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

 

 

 

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

 

 

 

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

 

 

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

 

 

 

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leave them.

 

 

7. Although the women leave them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

 

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WOMEN

 

 

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

 

 

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

 

 

 

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

 

 

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

 

 

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".

 

 

 

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

 

 

 

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

 

 

SO HOW WILL WE HELP EACH OTHER NOW?????

[MZanzi]

dariskaaga ama kudayo ama kudiin aan maqli...jiray....kudayo sxbka jb

[Emperor]

This is an interesting finding, Im impressed!

 

How many years of research did you do to get these results!

[BOB]

Geography Of A Woman.

 

Between 18-22, a woman is like Africa...half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 23-30, a woman is like America...well developed and open to trade especially for high financed investors.

 

Between 31-45, a woman is like India...very relaxed and convinced of her own beauty and brains.

 

Between 46-55, a woman is like France...gently aging but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things in life.

 

Between 56-60, she's like Yugoslavia...lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.

 

From 61 on, a woman is like Somalia...everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[Kamaavi]

Who ever said the world is not perfect had a point.

[Malika]

@ BOB.

[wyre]

mzanzi ku dayan mahayo ee waan ka cashar qaadanayaa

Emperor not so much lol

BOB kkkkkkkk funny indeed

[Somalina]

Originally posted by BOB:

Geography Of A Woman.

 

Between 18-22, a woman is like Africa...half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 23-30, a woman is like America...well developed and open to trade especially for high financed investors.

 

Between 31-45, a woman is like India...very relaxed and convinced of her own beauty and brains.

 

Between 46-55, a woman is like France...gently aging but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things in life.

 

Between 56-60, she's like Yugoslavia...lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.

 

From 61 on, a woman is like Somalia...everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

 

Somalia faraha qaad Zulu-yaho.

[BOB]

Malika...what is funny?

 

 

Ookiyaale Weyn...so now I'm Zulu miyaa? Soomaalinimadii mala iga saaray? A&T ayaan sheekadaa ku ogaaye adigiina ma iigu darsantay? :mad:

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[wyre]

Originally posted by BOB:

 

From 61 on, a woman is like Somalia...everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

Aniga arrintan dood baan ka qabaa sababtoo ah dalkeenii ayaad meeeel xun oga dhacday laakiin been uma eka inaba

[BOB]

Maxay tahay dooda aad qabtaa? Adigii u dhashay Soomaaliya ayaa maanta lagugu kareyn inaad aado macadallah dad kale!

 

 

Everybody knows where Somalia is but sadly no one wants to go there...Sad bad true Sxb.

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[wyre]

Maya maya aadi mahayo sxb keliya uun inaad saas u qorto ma jecleyn

[BOB]

Dee hadaadan aadeyn maxaa ka rabtaa oo aad isugu mashquulineysaa? Waar kaa waa dhul lagu hoogay, dadkiisuna waa wax habaaran oo dulmi iyo fusqi badan ee waqtiga yuusan kaaga lumin ee ka tasho...sideydoo kale.

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[SayidSomal]

Bob - that joke used to end with Afghanistan/Albania and even Ethiopia, before you changed it to Somalia.

 

guess what this one used to end with before Robert Mugabe started kicking the whites out:

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 – 70 a man is like Zimbabwe – ruled by a dick

[Juxa]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: