HUSBAND SHOPPING!!!

[najma82]

Assalamu Calaykum

 

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in seven floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor

 

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and like kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not liking kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

 

Second floor

 

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

 

Third floor

 

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

 

Fourth floor

 

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

 

Fifth floor

 

The sign on that door said, "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, are fantastic chefs, completely faithful, are great conversationalists and really funny, use maps, and their mothers have passed away." "Now we're getting somewhere" they said, "but imagine what must be on the next floor." So up they went.

 

Sixth floor

 

The door had a sign saying "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, know how to satisfy you completely, are fantastic chefs, totally faithful, great conversationalists and really funny, would love to go shopping with you, use maps, put the toilet seat down and change the paper, and their mothers have passed away." "Pretty tempting" they said, "we really have to see what's on the next floor." They were so excited they ran up the stairs.

 

Seventh floor

 

The door had a sign saying "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

 

*LOL*

[Nomen nescio]

Comeon now.. we heard this story b4,,, No woman made it to the 7th floor, they were all caught shoplifting on the first floor..

[Suldaanka]

and their mothers have passed away

istaqfurulaah. Do women hate their "Sodoh" that much?

[Qac Qaac]

that's what i don't understand too.. what is the competition between the wife and the mother in law..

[Jacaylbaro]

Waa dad wax ay qabtaan garan waayay ,,,,,,

[Alle-ubaahne]

Jacaylbaro waa qaldan tahay saaxiib. Adiga maxaa ku geeyay meesha ey ku noqdeen dad "waxay qabtaan waayeen"?

 

Mideeda kale, dad lama yiraahdo waxay qabtaan eyey waayeen, aduunka shaqo ayaa ka socoto, nin walba subaxii howl ayuu u kalahaa, laakiin waxa lagu kala duwan yahay ujeedada howsha la qabanayo.

 

Ugu danbeyntii, aniga iyo adiba shaqo la'aan baa naga badatay, maad naga deysid qoraalka aan jawaabta kaa daayee?

[HONEY-D]

THE message is clear you can never satisfy a woman which begs the question why don't you bloody quit trying?

 

 

Originally posted by Suldaanka:

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and their mothers have passed away

istaqfurulaah. Do women hate their "Sodoh" that much?

You don't really believe this crap do you? :eek:

 

 

[Passion_4_Fashion]

suldaanka yes we do. most of the sodohs try to poison ur husband against you..aarrrgggh, can you blame us? btw im not married but i know that sodohs are evil.

[Xoogsade]

Soddohyaashoo dhan mawada xumaan karaan. There must be good ones out there who care about the well-being of their son's family and respect his wife.

 

The best way is for the man to live far away from his family if he can. Maxaaba is arag keenaayo.

[SURAMBAYA]

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and their mothers have passed away"

 

 

This one kills me