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Baluug   

What to do when I reach Somalia(not home for me, obviously):

 

1. Try not to get killed

2. Try not to get killed

3. Eat hilib geel(oh yeah!! I've heard that the hump is kinda crunchy)

4. Try not to get killed

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Khayr   

But I want my own source of income

 

Why do you want your own source of income?

 

Money won't be an issue when you have family and your clan and living among other somalis in somalia.

 

Plus, unless you are planning on being like other brit ladies, you will probably settle down and start your own family inshallah.

 

So your question is really not addressing all the Good Things and Possibilities but rather drowning in pessimism.

 

After your first night, you won't remember Londonistan! ;)

 

By the way, whom ever coined the phrase Londonistan is an outright racist and hate monger.

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N.O.R.F   

I use the term to annoy our nomads who reside there.

 

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Still havnt read the book which tries to portray London as a hotbed for 'Islamiofacism'.

 

Any of our nomads read it?

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Khayr   

^^^

 

I was referring to her (since she coined the word) and not you.

 

I briefly saw her on the news and was quickly turned off and changed the channel.

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N.O.R.F   

I know you was refering to her. Which 'istan' is she refering to? Pakistanis mostly live in the middle and north of the country. Bengalis/Gujartis live in the East of the city and Indian sikhs/hindus live in the west.

 

She works for the Daily Mail. Probably the most outspoken when it comes to asylum/immigration/religious issues.

 

Would be an interesting read though,,,,

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RedSea   

Ibtisam you got that right we will all be there Insha Allah.

 

Hodman,

North,

Jaylaani,

Jacaylbaro (is already in H-town)

Myself.

 

and offcourse the lady of the hour, Ibtisam.

 

See you all there hadii Ilaahay ka raali noqdo.

 

Liban, funny dude. How bout a second try at Xalimo, where is that in your list? You seem to worry about your life so much.

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N.O.R.F   

Originally posted by MC Xamar:

What to do when I reach Somalia(not home for me, obviously):

 

1. Try not to get killed

2. Try not to get killed

3. Eat hilib geel(oh yeah!! I've heard that the hump is kinda crunchy)

4. Try not to get killed

I thought Canadian were a brave people. How wrong i was icon_razz.gif .

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Ibtisam   

Lily, they do add such beauty. Let me know what your project is

 

Sly because i don't need to go all the way to Hargaisa to be a mother or a wife (did you not know there are men in England) :rolleyes:

 

Hunguri: I already do that, doing something does not mean you suddenly stop doing other things, it makes it my purpose in life?

 

Khayr. I want my own source of income, so I can give as I please, help people in my own capacity, and doing something worthwhile. Further more my clan is too small and too poor for them to do anything for me (rather being the one from London I am sure they will be expecting me to help them!) Even worse how does being married stop someone from doing other things in life or getting a source of income. Personally I’m not comfortable being spoon fed by some dude, a clan or family. I have always worked for my own income since I was kid.

 

Mc Xamar.

Lool. Thanks but I should be okay (not sure about eating heelib geel though!

 

Northern I read the book, it is her usual racist view points, and her pretending to be an expert in Islam. She is mainly targeting the Pakistani community.

 

Red lool sounds like everyone is having a reunion! Lol

 

 

;loool @ I thought Canadian were a brave people

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Baluug   

Originally posted by Northerner:

quote:Originally posted by MC Xamar:

What to do when I reach Somalia(not home for me, obviously):

 

1. Try not to get killed

2. Try not to get killed

3. Eat hilib geel(oh yeah!! I've heard that the hump is kinda crunchy)

4. Try not to get killed

I thought Canadian were a brave people. How wrong i was
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We're brave when we're on the ice with a stick in our hand, and that's about it. icon_razz.gif

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RedSea   

^MCXamar, dont you think we could make a hockey rink in the desert, you and I and few other Faraxs.

 

I think my homotown Hargeysa would more than be willing to see hockey in their city, what do you think of that?

 

The mascot of my team would be a camel.

 

I can be found in New Hargeysa neighborhood, and Mohamed Mooge formerly known as laanta Hawada. smile.gif

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N.O.R.F   

^^Dont be coming with any foreign idea saxib. People dont even know ice hockey!

 

The fights would be good though :D

 

MC Xamar, i thought you told us you had taken on grizzlies before? What happened ninyo?

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RedSea   

^Don't worry hockey is just like soccer, the ICe is the only differce.

 

They have off sides, panelty shots, etc....

 

...and yes the fights are big part of the game. runta markaan ka hadalno, maxaa ka fiican laba yar yar oo sabaaxad barafka iskula dul dhaca.

 

fun fun...

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Baluug   

^That would be kinda funny to see people in Somalia trying to skate...."Uff aleek...What is this 'iskeet' and this 'aays'.......la illaha illa Allah....this is too qabow...."

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RedSea   

hahahahaha, yep.

 

Well, that would the first time. But once they get use to it. they would be 'waah waah' eeesh calaa hawo, waar i eega hada'.

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