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Da Funniest Somali NIck Names

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i hav ta say we somalies is krazy ppl cuz i don't think there is a somali family with out a nick name.. :D:D .. .... here are someones that really crack me up all the time yo... :D:D:D

 

field goal: dis guy has a big a$$ gap between his two front teeth..looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

head n shoulders: walaahi dis guy doesn't hav a neck ....who eva thought of that name wasn't lyin looooooooool

 

madiido: dis gals name i guess is self explainatory looooooool

 

ceesaanta: the meanin of this word in somali is (the female goat that doesn't have horns) why she has that name me don't know but it's funny looooooooool

 

pls share the ones that yall know .....

asxantu

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Tuujiye   

waraa anaa kuu aqaan..waxaas waa ogtahay nooh..lol..field goal..lol...

 

khaadaye-dhigaaye...this guy gabdho lee uu sii qaada wuuna soo dajiyaa,caasi camal..

 

madax wargale.....this guy waxkaste hadaa u sheegtid wuxuu ku dhahaa.."haa sax, waa runtaa, walee, igadaa, lama sheegin, iga daa, maya maya,bax,"lol..

 

saywalaahi..gabartaan waxaa magacaan loogu bixiyey, markaste oo wiil u sheekeeyo hadalka ugu horeeyo ee soo tuurto waa "say walaahi"

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khaadaye-dhigaaye...this guy gabdho lee uu sii qaada wuuna soo dajiyaa,caasi camal..

loooooooooooooooooooooool maya maya pizza delivery waaye ninkaas

 

asxantu

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ok intuition sis i gonna dump tuujiye for u now ...don't feel neglected my dear sweet tomato i is urs 4 eva n eva aight

 

tuujiye we is no more ....ya dig ......me is hav a sweet juicy tomato now ............

 

asxantu

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Tuujiye   

looooool darman..sac magaalo...lol...I like that...

 

int..abaayo qaab lawgaan maxaa iigu dhajinee..adigana maxaa ka falee....liin dhanaan uu ku koray anigana liin ugunji..kee macaan..yaakalee..dheh..

 

waraa checkmate field goal gabar mala dhihi jirinoo..LOL...hahaahaha....Aaaaaaaaa..kharxisul ladii aamanuu wacamilu saalixaati....maxa suusataa field goal....magaala deeda...Aaaaaaaa....

 

INTuition..abidkee nin aan kuu qabay runtii..magaca maba fahmi jirin nooh...ani lafihii hore aan ka haray waa ogtahay...hada laakiin agtaada aan ka qaraabanaa..jaaw yarta..

 

magac cusub...

Cibaado "caadiyoos"

safiyo "aboo ani miyaa"

Aamino "amaan isii"

 

their is more..but add this to the top list..

 

jaaw again

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NGONGE   

These nicknames are funny but they’re not offensive. I always struggle when I meet someone that has the nickname of “cawar”, “coryaan”, “langare”,etc..

The best one I’ve seen was some guy that has the nickname Abdi oyaaayi (crying Abdi). He had one of those classic “victim” faces.

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Honesita   

This morning my cell rant at 7 in the morning...it was a long distance #, started with 011, i was so sleepy so i ignored it, it rang again and i answered by mistake....it was a guy asking for a girl called Muna...i said goodness i am not Muna who da hell r u....and he goes like "abaayo macaaneey Boodaaye waaye"...!! Seems like some girl chatted with him and gave him my #....!!! I told my mom...and she was like, 'balaayo kugu booday dheh'...!!

A friend of mine's nick name is Xareeye....i always wondered maxuu xareeyaa...!! ;)

 

Salaamz

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macagii ugu qosal badnaa aan soo maqlay maaanta loooooooooool gabar loo bixiyey (sabuuul) i aint gonna explain why but i hope yall get the concept

 

loooooooooooooooool

 

asxantu

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hehehehehehe...I think the funniest thing I read in this topic was "Sweet Tomato" by Checkmate. waryaa, What kind of girls have you been dating lately?

 

I once know a girl by the name of Naciimo Dooli, Dooli=Mouse!!! Miskiinta futurekeedii wey dileen!

I think we are the rudest& meanest nation in the world....naxariis xataa ma qabno: waxaa arkee hooyooyin ilmahooda ugu yeeraya hebel Nero(black), Dhagwayne, Madaxwayne, Ilka burbur, or kuusow!!!!

What about Suuro la qarqara this was one of my mother's friends!!!!

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Salaan...

 

Originally posted by PUNTMAN:

My nick was Cabdulqaadir Quruxley

Abaayo, iga raali noqo; wiil aa ku mooday jiray in aa tahay. Maanta wixii ka danbeeyo "quruxleey" aa kuugu wacaa. :D:D

 

Nin xaniinyo leh oo "quruxleey" la dhahaayo, Soomaali maxee ku maah maahday horta? Cimrigaaga raagay, geel dhalaayo aas ku tusaa. :D

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Tuujiye   

Xiiroow xuuriya dhuxul..I like that name is by Jeta ilaahey ha unaxariisto...iyo dhoobloow xirsi taraarax..loooool.

Cali qaraaraaye

luul lalabo

mahad musha biyeeri

sacadiyo fiinaale

qamar semi finaal...lol..ciyaaro miyaa

 

all this is by jete ilaahey ha u naxariisto...

 

jaaw

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