drop the dead donkey...a satire

[Coloow]

Assalamu calaykum, I got this piece from a friend. Very funny interview between omar and digsi gubtay.

 

Omar:

FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE U?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

WAAR DEE EVERYTING JIGGY BAAN KU YIDHI, APART FROM ALL THE FAARAXS ON MY CASE, IGADABADHAREERIS, YAA BADHEH, IS IT MY BIG **** , MY LONG TIMO OR MY LAYDH SKIN, OR MAY B ITS ALL THREE , MY FONE ALWAYS WAXAAN KU IDHI RING RING, BCOS I'M ALWAYS BLING BLINGIN.

 

Omar:

TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME U WENT RAVIN

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

OH BALL SHID, WE WENT TO CAPITAL, IN LAASTER SKUWEER, ME AND MY BIG **** KREW, MARKAASAA WALAALO MID NIGERIAN AH OO DAANYEER U EEG, AND HE SMELL LIKE KILINKILO AYAA II YIMID, MARKAASUU IGU YIDHI,"HELLO MY BIYUUTIFUL AFRIKAAN SISTER ,CAN I DANCE WITH U" MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER, SORI BUT ,MY BIG **** IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, ******HYOOW URAYAA.

 

Omar:

HOW ABOUT THE LAST MAALI RAVE U WENT TO?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

FAKIN HELL, WUXUU AHAA DEE ,I NEED A FAARAX PART THREE, HABEEN KAA I WAS LUUKIN LIKE, HALLE BUURI(HALLE PERRY)BALAAYAA IGA DHACAYSAY, ALL THE BOYZ WAXAY IGU LAHAAYEEN "BAG THAT TING UP"

WAXAA HABEENKAA MEESHA JOOGAY KUWO YARA YAR OO DHUUDHUUBAN , OO QORI LAMOODO, OO DHUXUL U EEG,

IYO KUWA KALOO ,OO MAC MACAAN OO XAKWAD U EEG, LAAKINN ME THE WHOLE NITE I WAS WALAAQIS MID YAROO JOGOS AH.

 

Omar:

BACK IN DA DAYZ U WERE DARK,HOW COME U LIGHT NOW?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY;

WAAR U KNOW WAT THEY SAY"DOQON IYO HABEEN AYAA MODOW" AND U KNOW WAT I SAY "BADOW AYAA MADOW" TANK YUU TO DIANA FOR MAKIN ME VEERI LAYDH SKIN AND BLING BLING, ALL U HAVE TO DO IS , ISMARI KREAMKA , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, BUT MY BIG **** IS STILL DHUXUL.

 

Omar:

DO U LIKE SEX?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

I LIKE HAVIN SIGS WITH STONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA

ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY.

 

Omar:

HOW DO U KEEP UR SELF IN SHAPE

 

DIGSI GUBATAY;

WAAR DEE WAXAAN CUNAA HEALTHY FOOD LIKE ,ISMARIS U KNOW ROODHI WITH BADHAAR AND JAAM, AND BEANZ IYO ROODHI.

 

Omar:

I HAERD THAT U R A BIT OF A MC, SO U MIND DROPPIN A LIL FREE STYLE FOR US.

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

KHATAR AYAAN AHAY, O.K I'M GONNA DO A LIL DISSIN FREE STYLE FOR XALIIMO THAT I HATE, DHAGAYSTA

 

EYO CHECK DIS ,MC DIGSU GUBATAY HERE, I'M A LYRICAL XALIIMO, AIN'T NO GAL GOT BETTA TIMO OR **** ,CHECK IT.

 

 

U AIN'T HAEVY , U JUST A MINOR XALIIMO.

WITH A FUNNY **** .

U GOT LEGS LIKE BAASTO.

AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BARADHO.

BARE FAARXZ CALL U URAYSO.

CUZ U SMELL LIKE DHUUSO

U THE LOCAL DHILO.

MAN DEM CALL U FIDHIQO.

U THINK UR NAME IS QALANJO.

BUT WAT U DON'T KNOW IS IS UR *********

 

LISTEN YOUNG XALIIMO STOP CHATTIN BARIIS.

U HAVE NO CLASS.

U MAKE ME WANNA SLAP U WITH MY DACAS.

CUZ U IS DUMB ASS.

U ****** *****.

 

U SO FAT U R LIKE BUDHUQ BUDHUQ.

UR MOUTH IS SO BALAQ BLAQ.

FROM DOIN SO MUCH JAQ JAQ.

WEN MAN DEN SEE U THY'LL B LIKE DHOTOQ DHOTOQ

UR **** IS ALWAYS OPEN FO MAN DEM TO DALAQ DALAQ

DATS Y THEY CALL U SILL BALAQ BALAQ.

 

MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A SUPA STAR.

URS LOOK LIKA DOOFAAR.

PLUS HE IS GOT A BIDAAR.

AND SMELLS LIKE XAAR.

SO DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHOP U UP LIKE SUQ SUQAAR.

QUIT ACTIN LIKE KUFAAR.

U ****IN XIMAAR.

 

OI NAYAA DON'T MAKE ME VEX BLUD.

CUZ I'LL B LIKE BALL SHID.

U FUKIN **** BALAADH.

MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH.

AND U SOUND LIKE A ADHI BADHAAH.

 

ME AND AND MY BIG **** KREW R GONNA COME UR MANOR IN LIMO WITH OUR DIRICS ON.

AND OUR GOOGARADS ON.

WE GONNA PUT OUR HENNA ON.

CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON.

EVERY MAN B LIKE COME ON.

LET A FAARAX HOP ON.

 

U CAN'T DENY IT IM A FUKIN XALIIMO,

U DON'T WANNA FUK WITH ME,

CUZ I GOT MY HAGBAD MONEY WITH ME.

 

 

HOW ABOUT THAT FOR FREE STYLE WAARYAAHE, AND DHAGAYSTA IF AMY OF U XALIIMOZ DIDN'T LIKE WAT I SAID ABOUT THAT THAT XALIIMO,THEN HOOYADDAA WAS, FUKIN BASTARIIN YAHAY, WE NO CIYAARIS WE, WE BRIGIN BASBAAS FUTADA IDIN KAGA SHUBNO.

WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT XALLIMOZ LIKE I , WE GAANGISTERIS.

 

ANYWAY I'M GONNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA FIG **** KREW

 

CAASHA BADI WAYN

AMINA DHUXULAY

FAADUMO ILKA DHEER

KHADRA LIX DHAKO

LAYLA LUG YAR

SAMIIRA SAN WAYN

FAADUMA FIDHIQO

FARDOWZA FOOLXUN

 

I'M DONE

 

Omar:

DAMN SIS, U KILED IT, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO U R HEAAAAAAAAAAVY. N E WAY THNX FOR THAT AND SEE U AROUND

[Reality Check]

lol!!!

 

I read that from Snet...I couldn't stop laughin'!

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AHHAHAHA......WALAAHI I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING ....u got mad jokes Entrepreneur keep it coming .......for some odd reason i still cant stop myself from laughing

[runawayvirgin]

[R] it is, but it's also damn funny

 

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Valenteenah.]

MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER, SORI BUT ,MY BIG **** IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, ******HYOOW URAYAA.

Oh my God!! Hahahahahahahah....

 

I've never read anything as funny! Maxay tidhi? "The whole nite I was walaaqis mid yaroo jogos ah" Good Lord!

[nuune]

ALL U HAVE TO DO IS , ISMARI KREAMKA , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, BUT MY BIG **** IS STILL DHUXUL

haahahaha haha lol

 

Omar:

DO U LIKE SEX?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

I LIKE HAVIN SIGS WITH STONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA

ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY.

this is horible joke.lol what a funny stuff there