- Femme - Posted September 13, 2004 Viagra Followup With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.... DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks, especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents." COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorites store's return limit. NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents. NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides. FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Expecially useful for men on Viagra. PROGECGRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted September 13, 2004 LOOOOL, the whole thing is funny 2 me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted September 14, 2004 me love sports.. ar adi nimanka maxaa saan kuu baray, kaaniyo xattaa waanaga soo daba qaadatay.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intel Posted September 14, 2004 Originally posted by Damsel in Deep Shyt: NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. lool...could do with that maan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xoogsade Posted September 17, 2004 LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions. [/QB] Reminds me of Smart Clinton when he said: "I did not have sexual relationship with this woman" LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted September 18, 2004 He didn't lie he just didn't deliver the trueth.. nin waalan buu ahaa ninkaas. gaalka. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xoogsade Posted September 18, 2004 Very entertaining though! I spent amble time following his empeachment. The guy has a way with words. I despise republicans so any bigot who makes them look bigotter than he is, is welcome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
