Curly Posted November 16, 2003 These had me laughing for ages! 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 5. Do I look like a freakin' people person? 6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 9. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 10. You! Off my planet! 11. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. 12. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. 13. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 16. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 17. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. 18. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 19. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 21. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 22. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 23. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! 24. Adults are just kids who owe money. 25. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing. 26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 27. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 28. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 29. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 30. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 31. Earth is full. Go home. 32. Is it time for your medication or mine? 33. Does this condom make me look fat? 34. I plead contemporary insanity. 35. And which dwarf are you? 36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. Meandering to a different drummer. 39. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 40. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hukri Posted November 16, 2003 you're rigth...crazy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starlight Posted November 16, 2003 I could relate to some things in here for ex 1)Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Somedays when you get up you get dressed put your make up on look all nice and then dangg you hopes get crushed and you are like damn i know in aanan dharka iyo make up iska qarxina why did i had to do it 7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. i know some people that have there life based on that statement,,, and they are more then willing to recommend it 14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. I know a brother i should use that line on evryday.. 18. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage And right then hit him right across the face with a left hook and a sucker punch and say " you know me i'm so polite i just had to return them" shuuv both of them" 20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Still trying to grow it for some people..dangg they can clone things but when you need a personality you can get it walaahi too bad 30. You look like shit. Is that the style now? STill again another one for the brother. 36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. MAn if i could get paychecks every month you wouldnt have to see my black "ka ching" ever again... i mean litterly lol and last but not least 9. If I throw a stick, will you leave? ohh that statement soothes the soul nuff said Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted November 17, 2003 lol Your'e telling me, My personal favourites are... 5. Do I look like a freakin' people person? 6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. :mad: 8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 9. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. :confused: 25. You say I'm a Bit*h like it's a bad thing. 32. Is it time for your medication or mine? 34. I plead contemporary insanity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medley of extemporanea Posted January 5, 2004 I am pretend to work right now... everyone else pretending that they don't notice am pretending. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted January 6, 2004 LooooooL! indeed crazy 5. Do I look like a freakin' people person? 20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 22. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 25. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing. 26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted January 6, 2004 LOOL these were my favorites: 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. (all those bloody guest coming and leaving it like pig stall :mad: ) 22. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet (exam time!! :rolleyes: ) 31. Earth is full. Go home. nice one^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
