An Important Man

[Yaabka-Yaabkiis]

I just realised my new laptop doesn't have the pound sign!! Stup!d American keyboards.

 

SHE GOT NEW LAPTOP.

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ....

 

During my reading of the story, i was thinking he is Indian ,,, now i know i was right.

 

 

Well, i'm not an Important man yet ...

[True2truth]

Originally posted by Afr0 GirL:

hehehehe Ngonge I guess you have to act now like an Important man

I believe just the act of telling us such story secured his spot on that.

 

Good evening mr important man.

[LayZie G.]

NG, ha isoo ag marin aan kudhay.

 

Adiga iyo xaaskaagaba dad fiican oo dagan aa tihiin.

 

Si walba hadaan u fiiriyo, aniga patientkaaga ma lahaadeen. Heck, I was itching to scream as I was just reading that long transcript of yours much less tolerate or be in that man's presence.

 

 

PS:VAL, dadkaan waa xaasid. Waayo no one told you that even if you do not have the pound £, you can still make your ALT+3+4 work for you and you will get £££££££ to your hearts content.

[Oz]

While I was reading this story, I did put on a Nigerian accent and trust me it sounded funnier.

 

Him: No. No. It is a course for important people eh eh and you gotta be in UK for at least twenty years and you have to have a good job. ey Mr do you earn 60 k or more?

[Kool_Kat]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

Ps

I did the First Aid course and it only costs £300. I would just like everyone to know that I am now an important man.

I could've gotten you the certificate without even attending the class for only $150Canadian...You would've been just as important...

 

For £300, you sure are somewhat an important man, but have you been in the UK for 20yrs and have your own biz? Or are you a manager at McD's?

 

 

Originally posted by Cadaan:

if this guy thinks a First aid certificate is so important, just imagine what wouls happen if he saw a paramedic, he'd probably faint!

NG could then give him a mouth to mouth to resuscitate him...

[chubacka]

Originally posted by Cadaan:

if this guy thinks a First aid certificate is so important, just imagine what wouls happen if he saw a paramedic, he'd probably faint!

hahahahaha.

 

Ng can you PLZ go back in there with your "important certificate"

 

I thought he was bengali, if you ever tell them you work they practically ask for your salary. :rolleyes:

[AYOUB]

Reminds me of Ali from Mind Your Language.

 

Ngonge, how could you buy food from someone who doesn't consider you a VIP customer?

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooool Ayoub ,, yes i can picture Ali Nadim ,,

[Resistance]

And the moral of this story is ?

[Aaliyyah]

^ lol I read it twice, and I wasn't even sure what the main point was for this story.

 

salaam

[chubacka]

well the moral of the story is that Ng is officially a V.I.M.

 

(Ng i think you should show them your certificate, they dnt seem convinced!)

[Aaliyyah]

^^ lol his First Aid course certificate right?

 

indeed that makes him VIP

 

I wonder if he went back to the Indian dude to show him that he a somali brother can also achieve First Aid course certificate

[Baluug]

Originally posted by Kool_Kat:

I could've gotten you the certificate without even attending the class for only $150Canadian...You would've been just as important...

Does this mean you have it? I'll be sure to fake a heart attack whever I see you

[Jacaylbaro]

 

She will slap you on the face with her bag and tell you she left the guidelines at home ,,