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To make money we lose our health, and then to restore our health we lose our money... We live as if we are never going to die, and we die as if we never lived.... please enjoy life while you can still....

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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

 

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

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