Nephissa Posted August 23, 2007 OK, this one is funny. I can only hope there are no men this dumb, or women dumb enough needing a man's opinion. Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. S-t-u-p-i-d, s-t-u-p-i-d man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted August 24, 2007 A wiseman he is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted August 24, 2007 Originally posted by Nephthys: Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" KIX..KIX..KIX..KIX..KAX..KAX.KAX..KAX.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted August 24, 2007 ^L0L. No wonder rudy thought you were a guy. Why don't you rub a piece of toilet paper on your gum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted August 24, 2007 ^^^May be Rudy heard me laugh, and thought I was a guy... I'll rub a piece of toilet paper on my gum, and if I don't see any IKLO, I'll hunt you down... drags self to go to the bathroom to get a toilet paper... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted August 24, 2007 now how i did got dragged into this smelly place! i prefer asian women...so take a hint. I just call her first to make that she didnt cook no fish!! i even gave her some uunsi to light up to kill the fish smell...! its not working.. how can u eat fish 24/7!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted August 24, 2007 ..umm, OK. :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted August 24, 2007 My exact thoughts lol. Loool Kix kix indeed. HA HA. Loool, what an ido*it she was! looool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted August 24, 2007 Ouch! Cringe! Dat man is sooooo mean! Gals lets take a lesson frm the misfortunate of dis poor woman. NEVA ask the advice of ANY man about ANYTING. thats fair right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sharmarkee Posted August 24, 2007 ^^I used to do wonder and ask myself asking how?when I heard, the Somali proverb which says: Dumarku waa Dhalaan raad wayne maybe this sounds a bit chauvinistic, but there is a reality init! Now I know that somalis are a punch of run-sheeg,on the basis of : run baay maahmaahaan, ee been ma maahmaahan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted August 24, 2007 Originally posted by Nephthys: OK, this one is funny. I can only hope there are no men this dumb, or women dumb enough needing a man's opinion. quote: Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. S-t-u-p-i-d, s-t-u-p-i-d man. , so who was the ****** one here the man or woman...Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted August 24, 2007 Originally posted by chubacka: NEVA ask the advice of ANY man about ANYTING. We can give good advice, but just not the once you already know. Reassuring women about insecurities is never man's best trait. This woman already knew she got little ones, da husband agreed but kept his mouth shut anyway. Now what's point of asking him something he couldn't do anything about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted August 24, 2007 ^^^^^^^^^^^ dnt defend da man Gue, He should of jst kept his mouth shut some more! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted August 24, 2007 LoooooooooooL....It can get very annoying if the same mantric questions are thrown your way. One way of getting out is to say what everybody knows, but never wanna admit. Promise to shut my mouth for time being though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted August 24, 2007 He should have said "Babe, whatever you are, However you look, what matters is the fact that I dig you " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
