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Things Somali Ladies shouldn't do in the next few weeks!

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Ibtisam   

^^^You can TALK! Baal even qor few words in a sentence aan kuu arageneh :cool: Show us what you can do, haadi kaal iska amus ama wuxun qor :D

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N.O.R.F   

3 whole pages and not a word of 'oh no, hell no' *jerk kneck left to right a few times* from the ladies.

 

Give it a few more minutes I say :D

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Chimera   

Originally posted by Ibtisam:

:(
Adam reading your somali gives me great hope! Qowaadka
:D
lol some serious murder right there. I'm so happy
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Adam the Serial-killer is changing for the better ;)

 

Originally posted by cynical lady:

[QB] Ibti & Adam: you’re butchering the language.
:D

To get a nice Steak one has to butcher the cow :D

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Nephissa   

1. Don't start hoovaring the house when the football is on!

 

 

2. Don't come in the living room and pretend you're interested in football: " ya ciyaraya, Brazil"? No, ehm, it's the Euros"! Very annoying when people pretend their interested in football. You have 2 keep schooling them and tell them such things like, " Romario isn't playing".

 

 

3. Don't be a xasiid and say " caanihi is finish, get your *** to Tesco"...when there's twenty minutes of the semi final left.

 

4. Don't say " Maxa ka Galay, waa laba Gaal" Like my Auntie says annoyingly!

:D @ #4.

 

I know you guys get passionate about your sports, but you can always tape the football and watch it later when she sleeps.

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3. Don't be a xasiid and say " caanihi is finish, get your *** to Tesco"...when there's twenty minutes of the semi final left.

I would slap her with a Hummer if she does that ..... :mad:

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BOB   

I said it before and I will say it again...and this time i will say it LOUD and CLEAR...Somebody please sue this girl for butchering the language...I can't take it anymore.... :mad:

 

 

Jaceylbaro...you're the Guulwade here or is it C.I.D? Where's your patriotism? inantan xidh oo muftaaxana idaha cooska ugu dhex qadhi oo ha liqaane sababtoo ah intaan ka badan u dulqaadan kari meyno..eish hada? :mad:

 

 

Barafasoor-Geel,

 

I feel so bad and so stubidh when I remember Euro 2004...I was talking to my Aabo (Bless his soul) on the phone and watching the match at the same time when suddenly the team I was supporting scored and I shouted "Gooooaaaaaaal" on top of my voice and then I remembered inaan odaga dhegaha uga qeyliyey and he couldn't believe how much control these bloody gaalo had over me...I was so embarrassed and I couldn't stop apologizing... redface.gif

 

 

this is madness really...I MUST stop watching football and I will be able to stop it sooner rather than later Insha Allah...I don't need it. smile.gif

 

 

Peace,Love & Unity.

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Ibtisam   

^^^ :rolleyes: waax baa haa ee dulqaadan yaa Bob. Af somaliga iga ma xiigtid. I too can lay a claim on it, also my Sultan is better than yours, he shall collect the xaal on my behalf! :mad:

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N.O.R.F   

I MUST stop watching football and I will be able to stop it sooner rather than later Insha Allah...I don't need it

It depends on the environment you're in. I have chilled out over the past few years. It is no longer a big deal (not that big anyway).

 

ps we are still waiting for you pediction in the sports section :D

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Fabregas   

^^Nagada bahasha! It's not longer a big deal kulaha! We all know the kidz/wifey occasionally find daddy in a macawis and LIVERPOOL shirt madly running around the house :D

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N.O.R.F   

Originally posted by Brofessor_Geeljire:

^^Nagada bahasha! It's not longer a big deal kulaha! We all know the kidz/wifey occasionally find daddy in a macawis and LIVERPOOL shirt madly running around the house
:D

I suppose so :D

 

I'm no longer in a bad mood all week because of a bad result.

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BOB   

My Brother Northerner,

 

I can achieve that goal without even breaking a sweat...Alhamdulillaah I've already quit many other unpleasant habits that I use to have and to hell with Arsenal...no more spending my money on them...I've had enough of making yahood richer with my hard earned cents...let somebody else do it...hence my reluctance to go to the sports section.

 

I'm too old to be a football junkie...it's about time I accepted that and get on with my life after all we wont receive medals or first class tickets to paradise by memorizing the names of these monkeys. smile.gif

 

 

Salam Aleikum W.W

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

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