Things Somali Ladies shouldn't do in the next few weeks!

[Fabregas]

OK, its Euro 2008: Farax Football addicts seasons kicks in! A few tips for our good Xalimos and good sisters on how not to ruin the football fun for the the faraxz:

 

 

1. Don't start hoovaring the house when the football is on!

 

 

2. Don't come in the living room and pretend you're interested in football: " ya ciyaraya, Brazil"? No, ehm, it's the Euros"! Very annoying when people pretend their interested in football. You have 2 keep schooling them and tell them such things like, " Romario isn't playing".

 

 

3. Don't be a xasiid and say " caanihi is finish, get your *** to Tesco"...when there's twenty minutes of the semi final left.

 

4. Don't say " Maxa ka Galay, waa laba Gaal" Like my Auntie says annoyingly!

 

 

Of course, I want have such problems, as I'm free ! But some of the older brothers might have such.....broblems...make life easier for the Faraxz eh?

[Jacaylbaro]

Now you reminded them, they will do it for sure ,,,

[Ibtisam]

Only time we have family time in my house is to watch football. Even my old edo becomes a football hooligan, I always yaab for a few moment, when she starts shouting, kuwaa caas baan laa Jiira, waar xaaka kubaad isoga kaaxeyeh! Lol . She always picks the team with the most “black” players, bless her “Waa aniga iyo Afrikanka”! She cracks me up. Lol

[NGONGE]

The first person to decipher what this woman wrote in Somali above wins an all expenses paid return trip to Burkina Faso.

[Ibtisam]

^^^WHy it looks perfect maax ku haya?? :cool: I hope you can live up to your side of the offer, because it is not that hard! :rolleyes:

[Jacaylbaro]

NG, Actually she is better than you ,,,,,,,

[STOIC]

^^^^There is still hope for me as I can spot somebody who is worse than me in writting Somali!

 

kuwaa caas baan laa yiriha, waar xaaka kuubaad isooga caaxeeyeh!

:confused:

[Ibtisam]

Kuwaa (Those)

Caas (Red)

Baan (I am)

Laa jiira (With them)

 

= I am with the red ones (I am supporting the reds)

 

Shall I carry on...??

[Fabregas]

kuwaa caas baan laa yiriha, waar xaaka kuubaad isooga caaxeeyeh!

:confused: [/QB]

 

I think you need to get yourself a SOmali tutor, probably Ngonge?

[cynical lady]

cont....please @ Ibti

 

I love hogging the TVremote…unless Italy is playing I predict a riot in my household.

[Ibtisam]

Originally posted by Ibtisam:

Only time we have family time in my house is to watch football. Even my old edo becomes a football hooligan, I always yaab for a few moment, when she starts shouting, kuwaa caas baan laa Jiira, waar xaaka kubaad isoga kaaxeyeh! Lol

. She always picks the team with the most “black” players, bless her “Waa aniga iyo Afrikanka”! She cracks me up. Lol

Geeljire et al haters :rolleyes: This is perfect..ish..

[Legend of Zu]

^^^ Soon you will charged for murder - killing the Somali language!

 

Cheers

[Malika]

Ibti,bless your edo,she reminds me of myself!

 

Geeljire,the faraaxs'now days prefer to watch footy at the mafrish anyway! or is that only my faraax..

[Jacaylbaro]

You have to admit ,,, she is way way better than femous SOLers like Ngonge

[NGONGE]

^^ ^^ I never said she was not. In fact, I'm sure she is. But up there, she's talking an entirely different language. Is it possible for someone to be dyslectic in Somali?