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Jaabir

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ok, check this out.

 

DEFENDANT

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Clown

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CHARGE

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for making Shyhem with draw his life savings form the bank and making him believe that he will get a nice wife for him all the way from AFRICA.

 

SENTENCE

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Double life time and no parole before turning 60.

bail money depending on my mood is from $10,000 000.

 

now OG_MOTI take him and lock his painted face up.

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Forget bailing Darman.....here is da new deal!

For all interested parties, Iam putting a bounty

on darman's head....He must be eliminated from sol...Topics like dis one are simply annoying to say the least!!!!!!!!!

So long Chap....lol :D

here is how the elimination process be carried out......... With guillotine....dis will make sure he never comes back to SOL. He should be condemned to Somalinet forums....lol

 

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Opinionated, i am sentencing you to 10 years of hard labor and your bail money will be from $100,000-200,000 and it must be paid cash by a cross-eyed Girl who happens to be a left handed.

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Jaabir   

Wara Che.. saxub whats up with the guillotine?? u want to take us back to the 18th century? aar maxaa baaaac tahay?

 

yo Opinionated... Welcome home sistah.. i am sure some fellas here will appreciate some fresh meat :D:D and who said you have a right for a lawyer?!! lol...

 

Please bring an extra Dirac and Gorgorud for clown. he said he need em loool

 

 

WARAAAA WHERE THE HELL IS MY PEOPLE AT... bail me the hell out :mad: :mad:

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ahahahahaha @ Che, that guillotine sh is good!

 

*puts hand on guillotine handle* how much do you like your head, Darman??? :D:D

 

I hereby bail out Opinionated, because I fit the description required, of a cross-eyed Girl who happens to be a left handed.

 

Reason: I like your opinions, opinionated. Plus, I wouldn't submit anyone being stuck in jail with both Cown AND Darman! :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

~harmonyangel~

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Darman tell Clown there is no gorgorad for him tell him to share Opinionated's dirac with her.

P.s Opinionated no Lawyer wants to take your case

because you insulted all the lawyers and called them Greedy and Liars.

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Sorry shaka zulu, but I believe a cross-eyed left-handed girl just bailed me out!!!

 

Thank you harmony angel for getting me out of a tought situation ***reeling at the thought of being stuck with Darman and Clown*** Thanx luv!

 

:D:D:D

 

 

I'm freeeeee yipppiiiiiii!

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L@@@@@L @ cross-eyed left handed girl....rah Harmony since when sis???? I thought you sorted that out with plastic surgery. That means you sold all your dirooc for nothing then....oh well. :D:D

 

 

I hereby bail out Darman.

Condition of bail: no one can put him back in jail without relinquishing his/her rights to post on SOL for 4 whole months. (yes, you read it right!)

 

DEFENDANT

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Shaka Zulu

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CHARGE

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For the silly and deragatory comments such as "women belong in the kitchen".

 

SENTENCE

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Remaining time till death spent in jail

 

BAIL

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Can only be bailed out by a eunich who must speak the words "OPEN SESAME"

 

Eunich: a mythical creature who has no tongue and can speak no speech

 

Enjoy.......................

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Darman.......Aryaa xaa tiri... afxumidaa...iin boogaa aa baac leedaha....Thats it, i hereby jailed Darman reliqueshing my right to post anything for period of four months as QaxootiMama stated. If anyone does bailed out Darman, he/she along with Darman himself must also relinquish the right to post anything on Sol for period of four months. If darman or the person who bails him out continue to reply or starts threads, i will resume posting agian.

By da way Darman, Xaad guillotine ku diiday....Maryooley is still in stone age, i was being kind and very considerate by using guillotine as the weapon of execution.

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Jaabir   

Qaxooti maami.. thank for bailing me out.. looks like i have lots of haters up in here..

 

Guys get more creative.. look for someone else.. there are lots of vilans in SOL.... leave me alone dee lol

:D:D

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