J.Lee Posted February 1, 2008 I. Boy #1: Hey dude, let's go. What are you doing? Boy #2: I'm waiting to get in. Y'all just go without me Boy #1: No dude we came together, we leave together. Like f!ck!n Siamese twins. Boy #3: F!ckin' siamese twins? That is kinda gross dude. I don't know about that... II. Friend #1: What do you call a gay Ethiopian? You guys give up? a Fruitopian [Laughing] III. Friend #2: Hold up I'm getting a call from Somalia. [softly]Hello. OMG it's just Blockbuster. They tricked me. Dude, [turning to me]did you know that Blockbuster and Somalia had the same number? IV: Professor: Discussions are a lot like gardening. You first have to clear a space in order to plant...use a shovel.. T.A: A HO3 would be more appropriate ... Professor: Yeah, so pace yourselves folks. Now, let's have someone drag a HO3 through the garden. V: Friend #3: You gotta be the first fat person to vomit at food usually your species eat the food and what backward country are you from where you vomit in a plate? clearly not Somalia. My side note: I'm always fascinated by words and how they are used especially in conversations. I actually keep a quote book for my friends much to their annoyance but I think they secretly enjoy it.It's just my little quirk When I hear something out of place, I pause either to laugh or to jot it down. Is there anything you've ever heard that stood out to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winnie Posted February 1, 2008 uhm, do your friends partake in any illegal substances? you know the... *ahem* *white police officer voice*: mary-wannna? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mowgli Posted February 1, 2008 *First week living in halls* guy: you know i've never seen a proper black person before me: proper black as opposed to...? guy: my best friend is half and half but he just looks white me: ok *scratches head* guy: oh my god! you're palms...they aren't all black, they're white too! me: erm...yeah my feet are like that too guy: no way *too excitedly* can I see can I see? me: not today dude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted February 1, 2008 Don't ya know there are a lot of improper black people out there..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
