N.O.R.F Posted February 6, 2007 I returned to my desk after lunch to find the following email! My dear Colleagues (Ladies and Gents) In order to keep neat, fresh and pleasant atmosphere in our office building I request to everybody to wear neat and clean dresses, particularly free from any bad smell or stink . This advise is applicable only to those who does not follow the above. Use of decent and pleasant fragrance perfumes will be highly appreciated. Regards, Do share any funny emails,,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted February 6, 2007 ^Dude, look at your company policy. You can easily be prosecuted for leaking information to intended recipients (i.e. us) - even if the information is harmless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted February 6, 2007 Originally posted by Northerner: I request to everybody to wear neat and clean dresses, particularly free from any bad smell or stink . My brother Northerner...you know waxaan maqlay meesha Gulf la yiraahdo inee aad u kulushahay.. dadka ku noolna ay yihiin dad ay baruur saarantahay oo keeni karta unpleasant odor oo ka imaanaya jirkooda..marka waxaad sameysaa keep one deodrant with you si aad markaad argato mid Shiiraya aad hawada ugu buufiso.... coming back to the topic..Sorry i don't have any funny e-mail to share... Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted February 6, 2007 CG, waa caadi saxib Bob, there are a few big people walking around these parts but they are arabs who use tonnes of perfume/cadar. Mushkiladu yaga mahe wa qoloda timaha jilicsan who come in from site after a walk around in the heat! The author is refering to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted February 6, 2007 Syrian IQ A Syrian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game . The Syrian , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks . The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun . He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer , you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Syrian declines and tries to get some sleep . The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $500 ." This gets the guy's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game . The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon ?" The Syrian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American . " Okay," says the American, "your turn ." So the Syrian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?" The American thinks about it. No answer . Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer ! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer . Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the input. All to no avail ! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Syrian and hands him $500 . The Syrian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep . The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Syrian and asks , " Well, what's the answer ?" Without a word, the Syrian reaches into his wallet , hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Som@li Posted February 6, 2007 ^^^ ...good one. Request for Salary increase! ----------------------------------------------- One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh --------------------------------------------- The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Manager Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted February 6, 2007 looooooooooooooooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted March 5, 2007 >>Subject: smoking >>Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:03:09 +0000 >> >> >> >> >>Believe it or not...... >> >>1. Total World Population: 6.5 Billion >> >>2. Total Muslims in the world : 2 Billion >> >>3. Total Smokers in the world : 1.15 billion >> >>4. Total Muslim smokers in the world :400 million >>5. Largest Cigarette maker is Phillip Morris >> >>6. Phillip Morris donates 12% profits to Israel >> >>7. Total Muslim money to Morris $800 million DAILY >> >>8. Average profit margin is 10% >> >>9. Average profit for Morris is $80 million DAILY >> >>10. Thus $9.6 million of Muslim money goes to Israel every single >> >>DAY ........yes DAY!!! >> >>Pass this on to all the Muslims you can and make then aware of what >>is going on against us ,don't help funding the Jews to kill our >>brothers. >>May ALLAH forgive us all. >> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
