What do women really see?

[Laba-X]

We always hear women say “I’m looking for Mr right” and the usual character traits that they ascribe to Mr Right always tend to be caring, honest, friendly, compassionate, etc, etc… but in reality they never see a Mr Right. Here is what they actually see…

 

The Religious One:

 

The guy doesn’t really mind being around women and hanging out with them though he claims wadaad status. Having found some solace in religion, he decided to keep a beard. Though he suppresses it vehemently, his desire for the woman in his company is great. He has the urge to let go of his inhibitions but cannot do so. So he resorts to the usual “you would look so good in a Hijab, you know!” stuff. He always talks about marriage and Hijab and soon finds himself being absconded from by his female company.

 

The Brother:

 

Though fascinated by his presence and she secretly admires him, she convinces herself that he is simply her brother – but cannot control her sudden gushes of emotion as soon as he enters the house. He is her brother’s friend that she only sees but does not know personally, for her brother is watching her. One false move and they both die. She makes up for this by making an extra-special effort to clean the house and prepare shaah and uunsi before they arrive. When her brother calls and says “I’m coming home” she asks “Ma keligaa?”

 

The Nice-Guy:

 

This is the worst status to be in as a man. This nice guy is overtly friendly and very accommodating with women. A woman who considers you to be a nice-guy – the sort of person that she can rely on anytime she feels her emotional lifeline is depleted – sees you just as she sees a tiny harmless puppy. And that’s what you will always be – a physically harmless puppy. She will always talk to you about her relationships and come to you seeking advice in relationship matters, but that’s all. You are not in the equation as a stirrer. The nice guys is simply there for the purposes of relaying emotional baggage and is worth nothing more than introducing to family members and other female friends. One of the girls, as they call him!

 

The Mr know it all:

 

This guy has women have trouble communicating with. He knows everything, yet knows nothing. Though they loathe his attitude, women are attracted to him simply because of his high level of confidence and arrogance. He never pays them any compliments of any sort nor says things to please them. He says things as he sees them and women don’t like the truth, especially about their weight!

 

The Loaded Lorry:

 

As a susceptible twat lacking self-confidence, women love this type of guy. He takes care of their expenses and drives a car to meet their shopping needs. He is simply a cab driver, but in return for his services, makes sure his friends see him with the girl to emanate a signal of “player-status” to his friends. He will always be there, but will never get nothing more than a goodnight kiss on the cheecks.

 

The Pseudo-Romantic:

 

He is the one that would be in the queue at the florist buying that nice bouquet for the woman he met three days ago. Or you might see him in Body Shop buying tropical scented moisturizers and exfoliating creams. Or he would be at Clinton cards purchasing an Anniversary card for his month-long love. Women do Not detest this guy – they laugh at him and turn an insincere face to him with “aaaaah! That is so sweet of you, you didn’t need to do that” as she tucks the Lavender Massage oils into her bag. At night, when the girls get together, she would relate how much he loves her and how much he is willing to do for her, but she will NEVER let her girls see him. She just likes his endless gifts.

 

The Mysterious guy:

 

He waits and watches – very meticulous in his observation. She observes him too in different places at different times and though he sees her, doesn’t approach her or talk to her. He simply smiles at times, to which she bashfully lowers her head in acknowledgement. He urge to get to know him becomes great as a fire is ignited in her insides. When they speak, finally, he listens intently as she in stages spills her innermost secrets. Gradually he ensnares her into a well-weaved web, withdrawing himself at times and lulling them into some comfort zone, and through several intricate mazes until they reach the destination he intended for them – i.e they start developing a severe inclination towards him. At this heightened point of sensation he withdraws, leaving her lingering for more, and she is lost. He resurfaces, months later, and the process starts all over again. Women love this sort of guy who stirs their imagination. So much so, that at the point of his withdrawal they start embellishing images of their own fancy. to him, they are just psychological experiments!

 

The Joker:

 

Fun and bubbly to be out and about with, yet a mysterious bubble surrounds him and he is luxuriate in false compliments that would buy so easily when he stops smiling. Girls know little about him since they spend most of their time in his company giggling about a silly thing he said, but he knows all about them – and they don’t know it. Women tend to like this guy a lot, and have the tendency of fighting between them. No strings attached, he sees them as toys. They all know that he sees each and every one of them separately, yet they are fine with it. He is charming and great to have when they go out. He doesn’t drive and doesn’t pay the bill when they eat – he simply entertains and pleases all. All expenses paid.

 

The Thick One:

 

This guy is a lucky b.astard but doesn’t realize that. No matter how many hints a lady drops, this thick-skulled, hair-brained geezer will never get it. Hints as subtle as “so, what are you upto tonight?” never register in his head. “Nothing, am sleeping” he replies casually, killing any advancement fro the generous lady and the invitation he would have got for a night out. This miserable goon never learns and cares little for what the women think for he cannot read between the lines. Women find that he has potential but cannot tell him directly. Sometimes a woman has to adopt a masculine impatience and tell him straight up of his inadequacy to charm.

 

The Loafer:

 

He is the sort of person determining whether the woman he sees is worthy of getting laid or not! He cares for nothing. To him most women are simply sex objects to satisfy his needs and the women who flock to him are great in number – no strings attached! Simply a business transaction. A fair exchange?

[Valenteenah.]

What women see from a male perspective, huh? I can't say I see any of the characters as they have been described.

[-Serenity-]

How do you think women see you?

[Ameen]

Assalam alaikum

 

Valenteenah are you serious? You have yet to come across any of these characters? The truth is sister, they do exist. A female is do to fall to pray to one of these males lol. Personally I know which category I fall under.

 

But a question I must ask, Ya Laba Xiniinyood, brother...why are you declassifying top "brother information" to these sisters. Now you have provided (or ruined some game) that some brothers are engaged in at the present. I know….I know sisters….why do brothers got to make this a game right? LoL …I don’t know but…..

 

Allah knows best

[Aisha]

The only characters I have seen to exist are; 'The Nice-Guy' and 'The Mysterious guy'. Not really sure about the other characters though!

 

So Ameen, tell us what category you fall under?? Wait....let me guess! I think you would fall under 'The Mysterious guy'!

[-Lily-]

hmmmm

[Shakti]

Originally posted by Laba_Xiniinyood:

but in reality they never see a Mr Right. Here is what they actually see…

 

well sir, when u cut those xiniinyo of urs out (aaxx 4 saying that)than u r more than welcome 2 say what we actually perceive

[Buuxo]

Originally posted by Laba_Xiniinyood:

[QB]

The Brother:

 

Though fascinated by his presence and she secretly admires him, she convinces herself that he is simply her brother – but cannot control her sudden gushes of emotion as soon as he enters the house. He is her brother’s friend that she only sees but does not know personally, for her brother is watching her. One false move and they both die. She makes up for this by making an extra-special effort to clean the house and prepare shaah and uunsi before they arrive. When her brother calls and says “I’m coming home” she asks “Ma keligaa?”

 

lol,i found this one interesting.its such a no go zone. but the uunsiand and shaah is a tad obvious , may be dressing up a little

[Ameen]

Aisha, so you think I fall under the mysterious guy section?

You’re probably right. But that’s because I treat issues on a “need to know basis”. I’d rather listen than speak (one reason is, women have this unbelievable capability to have an opinion on just about everything, such as…what color is this? “Its blue she said and the other sister said its orange and so on and so forth” lol)

 

Because of that, they think I’m hiding something (or that I work for the government, which I don’t). But mind you, I’m striving hard to fall under the category of the “religious brother”, but not as it is defined above.

 

And Allah knows best

[Aaliyyah]

But mind you, I’m striving hard to fall under the category of the “religious brother”, but not as it is defined above.

so how would u define "relegious brother" in yr own terms just curious

[Legend of Zu]

Originally posted by Ameen:

Aisha, so you think I fall under the mysterious guy section?

You’re probably right. But that’s because I treat issues on a “need to know basis”. I’d rather listen than speak (one reason is, women have this unbelievable capability to have an opinion on just about everything, such as…what color is this? “Its blue she said and the other sister said its orange and so on and so forth” lol)

^^^ oo waabad is qarxisay midkaagan

Prolly Alliyah sees you as Psuedo-Romantic..Always quoting some - lets be nice - lines!

 

Aaliyah you little nosy one "Describe in your own words" Miskiinkan baad rabtaa inaad ka hadashiiso.

 

Cheers

[Ameen]

Assalam

 

Well a "religious brother" in my terms is someone who:

devotes himself to Allah both night and day. How lives in dunya, but his heart and mind is always thinking about Akhira. A person who willing gives others their rights they have over him, while he does not demand his from them. A religious brother directs respect towards the elders and is merciful towards the young. Dutiful towards his parents and you will never notice a change in his character whether the individual he is dealing with is either rich or poor, that’s because he understand that substance is a matter that Allah (alone) decides. May He be glorified.

 

Obviously the "religious brother" as I defined above is going to take awhile to accomplish, until than...I’m just your average faraax.

 

Legend, asking questions is a cure for her....it’s when they start to ask "many" questions that paranoia kicks in lol.

 

And Allah knows best

[maajo]

What women see from a male perspective, huh? I can't say I see any of the characters as they have been described

beacuse you dont want see..mar ayaa waxaa iska dhaadhicisay NIN FIICAN majiro, to be honest with you..waa cudur waxaas, isku in aad aragtid ama la kulantid..

[Nehanda]

Apart from the odd ones but most guys would probably fall under more than 1 category.

 

Honestly, not all women would categorise the men that they socialise with under those groups and the ‘Nice guy’ might hold more to some of us than ‘The loafer. What a bias view of women you have Mr LX.

[Socod_badne]

This reminds of a joke about women.

 

 

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

 

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

 

The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind".

 

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly".

 

This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs. The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

 

This was good but there were still two more floors...

 

So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

 

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

 

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman.