Nasir Posted May 8, 2003 pls..don't steal my idea, but I am working on taking couple fat white people on a trip to somalia. we will stay there for 2 months and I promise them they should loose 40-50 lb. a company who deals with over weighted people will sign me a contract it this idea of mine works..so my q? will it work? and give me few tips if you got any. holla at your boy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted May 8, 2003 lol..trust me this will work.. first they'll get their morining exercise from short dacas-less kids chasing them yelling "gaalka qabta" "gaalka qabta" Then they'll get sick trying to eat all the fresh fruit that our land is blessed with....and to top it off the rest of the fat well melt off from the hot sun we are known for. peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted May 8, 2003 oooh The fresh baer with laxoox in the morning Topped off with some nido milk Then Bariis iyo fesh hilib that was killed that same morning with fresh muus, topped off by some xabxab for dessert in the night yr eating at the local macmacaanle or hudel, options include halfaen, sugaar iyo ceash, nariis iyo sugaar Then mango mixed with milk for the walk home! Are u sure they aint gonna gain weight cos i do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted May 8, 2003 They sure will lose the weght but i'm not so sure if they will come back alive to celebrate the effort......in Somalia killing ain't fun but oh yeah somebody gotta do it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuRvIvEr Posted May 18, 2003 HEY YO NASIR UR HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted May 19, 2003 Waraa tha was My idea...Nacas..lol I alreaddy did it and bet it to U son Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NASSRA Posted May 19, 2003 lol thats a nice idea.....fo sure they will lose weight but i dont know bout 'em comin back. nasir i like yo pic send a betta one soon! holla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diaspora_Dude Posted May 19, 2003 They will instantly die of malnutrition even before they loose a single pound. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted May 19, 2003 A rip off!! A few of my mates that went back to Somalia came back looking bigger then when they left. Contrary to common believe Life is pretty good in Somalia (for those with money or relative outside the country). despite the political unrest!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted May 19, 2003 what r u all talkin about? ie malnutrition and death, come on now lets not think like a cowardly westerner! Nasir, i still think that they gain weight, not fat, but healthier, so yeah go for it! Unless they are in the miyi! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted May 19, 2003 Ameenah, LoL, that is so true. They stuff you with high calorie food, laxoox subag ka buuxu in the morning, before you know it is lunch time (12 noon) then waa casuumad. (seriously, you wont see a space on the table) The joke is when you want to go and have a little walk after eating all that, they look you and say " ala miyaad waalatay, mise waad soo wadataa, ma qoraxdoo sidanaad bixi. naa fadhi oo seexo." Then couple of hours later they have the nerve to say kaalay cashee. Then again you can be one of those people who suffer from calool shuban throughout the holiday. tii aniga igu dhacdoo kale.. Back to the topic, Nasir do you plan to hire an Airplane?? Because the state of “Allahu Yaclam” Airlines from Djabouti to Hargeisa does not exactly cater for the people you have in mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted May 19, 2003 LOOOOL@Allahu Yaclam Airlines!!!! With the dry dugad sandwich and orange juice for the 45 min journey, i think they will lose more weight in that 45 mins than the whole 2 months! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted May 19, 2003 This was one a joke between a doctor and his obesse patient. Doc: You've grown out of proportion, so i am gonna put you in a serious diet! Infact I am gonna send you to Somalia! ----- If you've read one of Adrowesky's books you might find it there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted May 19, 2003 ^^ I hate those jokes. And the other one.. Whats the fastest thing in 4 legs : A bread truck going through Somalia. Whats the fastest thing in two legs .. a Somalian running after it :rolleyes: :rolleyes: >>> I cussed a girl out for this one. What do you call matchsticks in a truck? Ten Somali Children :mad: :mad: :mad: NOT FUNNY :mad: :mad: Cawo loooooooooooooool@@@ 'Alahu Yaclam Airlines' maybe 'Geedka Magaadho' Arilines would be bettah! My lil bro got ill as well but they treat U good up there.. every day qof cusbaa ku casumaya! Man I so wanna be in Somalia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
