Fabregas_Bruv Posted December 21, 2009 ASWRB; I call upon Mr Tiger Woods to ponder for a moment, reflect and get himself a copy of the Quran. Then after this, by the will of Allah, he will accept the tawheed and accept Islam. After this he can marry a maximum of 4 wives. This would not be very difficult or extremely hard too handle for a sporting man with lots of money. If Tiger was a Muslim then he wouldn't have to creep about in the woods or "allegedly" get beat down by his wife. Peace and victory to all the thoroughbred Islamic Somali peoples of noble Ifriqiyan and Arabian origins. Good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny B Posted December 21, 2009 ^Keep that rate and you'll run out of virgins. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted December 21, 2009 Good advice, but I think four won't satisfy him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted December 22, 2009 wats the difference between tiger woods and santa... santa stops as three hoes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Som@li Posted December 22, 2009 Ninku waa nin jelicsan, how can he quit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allamagan Posted December 22, 2009 He got the means he got everything, why prostituting? good advice tho hope he reads this and consider srsly your advice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted December 22, 2009 Tiger fooled me with the secret double life.I think he was so arrogant thinking that he really had the public under his thumb ..Now his wife is demanding half of his money!There are so many fine women he could have cheated with, but Rachel Uchitel?Publicity seeking bimbos... Next time we can do better than that Tiger.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted December 22, 2009 ^Cheating with stunning women gets boring afterwhile too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted December 22, 2009 I'm surprise you did not tell him rotating four wives and total of 20 in his life time. I'm sure some would join the long line of being wife number 19 in a marriage of four. P.s. Might want to take out the ASWRB too; The none-Muslim have a different salam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted December 22, 2009 Indeed Che. The uglies have needs too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted December 22, 2009 Originally posted by fatboy: wats the difference between tiger woods and santa... santa stops as three hoes! The Santa at my neighborhood has 4 hoes and Tiger has been spotted asking Santa for a gift this year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted December 22, 2009 Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Cheating with stunning women gets boring afterwhile too. You speaking from experience saxib. Funny enough, Tiger was the bud of jokes at our xmas party. I played the role of his mother -in - law "Ohhhh, ohhh, noooo, not another one. I'm having an asthma attack." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducaysane Posted December 22, 2009 His mistresses lock of diversity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
