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Juxa   

salaam aleykum, ibti ma dhagaysan but i gathered that much, batterygi baa dhintay.

 

at work with massive headache now :(

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N.O.R.F   

Afternoon dadka.

 

Ma la ciiday?

 

Back at work. Tired. Headache. Doing nothing.

 

Maxaa cusub?

 

Ngonge ma la arkay? Somali ma qabsadeen this wiik tolow?

 

Jb, Hargaisa ma shidneyd?

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N.O.R.F   

Eid wanaagsan Juxa. The weather is perfect. Sun shine and about 27 degrees c. Laakin xagiina baraf baa soo socda. Bari ha ku dhicin lol

 

I think we had more macaan in 3 days than you Ibti and Faheema will ever have in a lifetime.

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Juxa   

ibti and faheema have changed and now consume xalwa courtesy to my hard work and dedication

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Kool_Kat   

It is only 9am, and I already feel like I had a very long day!!! Ughhhhhh!!!! I have a feeling the next SOB 'see tahay' idhoho inaan indhaha kala soo bixi doono... :mad:

 

Iga raali ahaada, salaam dhamaantiin...

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nuune   

Originally posted by Kool_Kat:

It is only 9am, and I already feel like I had a very long day!!! Ughhhhhh!!!! I have a feeling the next SOB 'see tahay' idhoho inaan indhaha kala soo bixi doono... :mad:

 

Iga raali ahaada, salaam dhamaantiin...

:D

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Kool_Kat   

Nuune, e-indho.kala.bax iga hoo!

 

Juxa, I feel better already walahi, after watching a youtub vid my cousin posted on her fb wall...I would've posted it but I'm sure you don't have youtube access at work...Thanks dear...

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There were long queues in the post office - 30minutes long.

 

A drunk jamaican entertained us - he kept shouting profanities and burping, coughing and sneezing on this white woman's hair - she kept running around - trying to get away from him.

 

After he got bored of her - he turned his attention to an indian cashier - pointing at her, he shouts: 'look at her - she can't do proper job - lazy cow' and he counts he in an indian accent "wond, tuu, tidhi" - he points to all the empty cashier desks and shouts that they should give him a job. :D

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N.O.R.F   

On Edgware Road a few years ago a drunkard told us a few jokes as we sat outside enjoying a summer's evening.

 

Can't repeat any of them heh

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Norf - you reminded me something similar - drunkard Arab on speakers corner in very late 90s - he stood in between a Muslim brother (Pakistani) and Caribbean Christian and he mock them mercilessly. :D

i can't repeat most what he said either - because it was sacrilegious. but some of them were along the lines of "no Jamaica prophet smoking ganja with white girlfriend - no Paki Prophet *while he pretended dance like bollywood star* :D

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