SayidSomal Posted February 23, 2010 @ bootada Burco. yeah and cows are born with ears; later they grow horns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted February 23, 2010 A farm family from the Bosveld was visiting Johannesburg and they were in a shopping center for the first time in their lives. The father Stoffel and his son Frikkie were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. Frikkie asked, -* "Pa, What’s that?" Stoffel (never having seen an elevator) responded, -* "Frikkie my son, I do not know. I have never seen anything like that in my entire life; I got no idea what it is." While Stoffel and Frikkie were watching with amazement, a fat old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a young gorgeous, voluptuous woman stepped out. Stoffel, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, -* "Frikkie my son, run and fetch Ma...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 23, 2010 ^^ change the subject fulay yaho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted February 23, 2010 Morning trollers! LOOOL@ Ngonge. Come on fess up, was that all you, or did the missus help a bit? Impressive either way. I'm gonna try swearing in Somali when I'm angry too, although I don't actually know any good swear words :confused: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xaaji Dhagax. Posted February 23, 2010 Cara, markaad xanaaqdid waxaa dhahdaa Huz baa laguyiri specially towards people from Qardho like Sayid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 23, 2010 I will not dignify the comments about having a teacher or helper with any reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted February 23, 2010 Why Ngonge, hasn't the teacher responded to your request for suggestions? Xaaji, will do thanks! But any ideas for more colorful phrases? Something involving anatomical impossibilities and unorthodox unions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 23, 2010 Cara if I had energy or knew how to spell it waan ku sheeg laha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted February 23, 2010 Ngonge - waraa is waa ani ma i male mukulu ma nara nirigta naanuysyahay. haye booto dee?? cara. - caR kab iyo kir. dhagax - dhulku ku laq bahalyahow. ibti - shhhh.. seexo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted February 23, 2010 ^^ Wiilku ma yara carab la yahay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xaaji Dhagax. Posted February 23, 2010 lol@ Sayid. Huz baa lagu yiri boowe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted February 23, 2010 "ari boowe" dheh dhandhanyahow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 23, 2010 Sayid, af lafahmo nagula hadal tacbaan yaho. Waxay af xabashigan aad qortay, I am not A&T. Cara. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayidSomal Posted February 23, 2010 ^macalinkii waa maqanyahay -sida la sheegay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xaaji Dhagax. Posted February 23, 2010 Dee waan soo gaabiyay maraxyahoow! Boowe qardho iyo bariis cad laga reesay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
