Troll, Shah and Sheeko

[Faheema.]

The Obedient Wife

 

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,

And was a real miser when it came to his money.

 

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to

take all my money and put it in the casket with me.

 

I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

 

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

 

Well, he died.

 

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

 

'Wait just a moment!'

 

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

 

So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

 

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian;

 

I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

 

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

 

'I sure did,' said the wife.

'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque....

 

If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

[Malika]

*sigh*

 

Afternoon folks!

 

[cynical lady]

What do you know, i wanted to post that yest Faheema.

 

Hello ladies and happy bizday Norf & Juxa sis (whom we dont know but allegedly uses sol too)

 

Hello mpendwa.

[Juxa]

hello CL no she does not use sol, she does not use internet oodhan, she is on self imposed exile

 

hello malika. faheema that was islaan clever ah

[Ibtisam]

^^The end of the joke was that her friend digged up the grave the next day, got cheque and cashed it

 

Hey CL

[Jibreel]

Salaam Ibti we are all fine. I mean apart from no fishing, we are fine.

 

How are you yourself?

 

Jibreel.

[Juxa]

why kill the joke bal?

 

a colleague just got dheeyman ring from grateful client. it reminded me of ibti and her wealthy clients

[SayidSomal]

^did the colleague say yes?

[Juxa]

yes to what? it is a gift and of course she would like to accept it but first she must declare to SRA then accept it

[SayidSomal]

yes to the marriage proposal!, and don't you dare say - the client was woman - as if there is no same sex marriage in this country. as a legal expert now - i'll advice you to tell your colleague to becareful what she agrees to

[Malika]

^I am obviously in the wrong proffesion then,ceesh calaa @ the diamond ring.

 

I woke up tired,been walking around like a zombie all day today,forgot my hand bag at home,now am hungry and cant get a sandwich..argh

[Juxa]

how can you forget your bag malika, i carry all my secrets plus life policies in that bag.

 

sayid lol, she just was appreciative person, balaayo waxay ka dhacday anything over couple of hundreds you must declare it

[Ibtisam]

Juxa: Lord help the women who ever give Sayid a present, he will think the Thank you message is a marry me.

 

Juxa, adiga you work with Somalis, you will never get a diamond ring even if you get them lots of money, even a thank you xaata.

 

Malika, dhee are you going to tell me how we are related or what? I tried finding you on facebook, goormaad ii delet garaisey?

[Juxa]

ibti, actually this lady gave me once a dirac set, another bake me a cake, another brought 50 sanbusa to work plus cabitan.

 

but big cheque kuwa hela, go to syria next day, dont know why

[Chocolate and Honey]

Morning folks. A DIOMOND ring? I need to switch careers ASAP! Lately I'm becoming obssessed with Diomonds. Everywhere I look I see them.