uchi Posted December 24, 2005 I thought this would funny, definitely deserves a read - Enjoy ------------------------------------------------- MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS - AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER! Friday December 9, 2005 By Grace Green MARSEILLES, France - Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach - and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around - and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'" But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it - and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street - and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole - who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb - while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach - and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul - Nicole's husband of 27 years - wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted December 24, 2005 That is really, really bad....He's just lucky she didn't send him any REAL nude photos of herself and not someone else....Can you imagine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted December 24, 2005 ^^^Does it matter if she did or didnt? It was deceitful. If she posted her real photo or he sent his the problem could have been solved. Anyway,we are in weird times.Atleast they were adults. I feel sorry for all the curious kids out there befriending strangers via the net. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted December 24, 2005 WOL wana be my friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted December 24, 2005 Originally posted by uchi: "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." Ok. That's just gross. The images that statement evokes are just too much. Barf bag please. Excuse me. Speaking of barf, any one seen the movie "40 Year Old Virgin"? A most silly and simplistic Hollywood trash movie but with some humor. The concept is intriguing, however. While watching it, it occured to me it's not such a far-fetched one. Some people do go through life (by choice or otherwise) being celibate. It's like fasting for life, if you ask me. It could be the source for all kinds of deviations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BonaFied_CriTic Posted December 24, 2005 lol - funny in a disgusting way - akhaz caleeyka - serious therapy - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted December 24, 2005 Arent we all glad that our hooyos are not computer literate right about now??? Its now clear that dude is looking for a woman just like his momma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medley of extemporanea Posted December 25, 2005 "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. " OK, that's just sick! But the whole this is really kind of sad. watch 'you've got mail' and think the love of their life is to be found online. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeniceri Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by McPharax: Arent we all glad that our hooyos are not computer literate right about now??? Even if they were computer literate, are you worried they might be chatting online? The story is disgusting, but you pose an even more disgusting question. Get a grip! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juba Posted December 25, 2005 sometimes the internet makes the world a little TO small Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uchi Posted December 25, 2005 I guess what you have learned from this is, keep a watchfull eye on your family for those that do chat online that is. Specailly your sisters/brothers, on the other side of the house glued to the monitors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted December 25, 2005 Even if they were computer literate, are you worried they might be chatting online? The story is disgusting, but you pose an even more disgusting question. Get a grip! What? :confused: ...what the *&^%* are you on about nigga? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alle-ubaahne Posted December 25, 2005 I don't think this is true, how can one talk to a person in six months without bothering to call and listen from their voice? the article didn't mention any phone calls during the six months of their cyber relationship, and that tell you how illogical the article is! No one can miss to recognize the voice of his mom on the other end, and just think about how naive they think we are to beleiving such a daylight lie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uchi Posted December 25, 2005 Source: http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html Not sure how reliable it is, but surely things like this happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
