How not to sooth an aching heart

[Caano Geel]

So on the aftermath the blackday that was v-day, when a number of us have had our hearts torn from their ventricles and out of our chests, then thrown to the hyenas for ritualistic desecration (jonny, dude, i know you know what i mean you know!) .

 

To comfort each other, I propose we share our fav. heartbreak songs. I'll start with my current tear jerker :

 

Johnny Cash's: FLUSHED FROM THE BATHROOM OF YOUR HEART

 

From the back door of your life you swept me out dear

In the breadline of your dreams I lost my place

At the table of your love I got the brush off

At the Indianapolis of your heart I lost the race

 

I've been washed down the sink of your conscience

In the theatre of your love I lost my part

And now you say you've got me out of your conscience

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

 

In the garbage disposal of your dreams I've been ground up dear

On the river of your plans I'm up the creek

Up the elevator of your future I've been shafted

On the calendar of your events I'm last week

 

I've been washed down the sink of your conscience

In the theatre of your love I lost my part

And now you say you've got me out of your conscience

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

[Baluug]

Originally posted by Caano Geel:

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

LOL That just doesn't sound right.....

[Caano Geel]

^ yeah its genius .

for me tho' it has to be

Up the elevator of your future I've been shafted

I've been humming that work all morning with everybody giving me these odd sideways glances.

[Johnny B]

Caano geel, i knew you were the kind of freind to count on, Yes bro, i know what you mean.

that is why am trying to move on with Johnny Cash´s am moving on , but it´s hard.

 

 

That big eight-wheeler rollin' down the track

Means your true-lovin' daddy ain't comin' back

'Cause I'm movin' on, I'll soon be gone

You were flyin' too high, for my little old sky

So I'm movin' on

 

That big loud whistle as it blew and blew

Said hello to the southland, we're comin' to you

When we're movin' on, oh hear my song

You had the laugh on me, so I've set you free

And I'm movin' on

 

Mister fireman won't you please listen to me

'Cause I got a pretty mama in SOL G section

Keep movin' me on, keep rollin' on

So shovel the coal, let this rattler roll

And keep movin' me on

 

Mister Engineer, take that throttle in hand

This rattler's the fastest in the land of SOL

To keep movin' me on, keep rollin' on

You gonna ease my mind, put me there on time

And keep rollin' on

 

I've told you baby, from time to time

But you just wouldn't listen or pay me no mind

Now I'm movin' on, I'm rollin' on

You've broken your vow, and it's all over now

So I'm movin' on

 

You've switched your engine now I ain't got time

For a triflin' woman on my main line

Cause I'm movin on, you done your daddy wrong

I warned you twice, now you can settle the price

'Cause I'm movin on

 

But someday baby when you've had your play

You're gonna want your daddy but your daddy will say

Keep movin' on, you stayed away too long

I'm through with you, too bad you're blue

Keep movin' on

[Resistance]

Guys doing a topic for heartbreak songs what has the world come to. this is truly aduunyo kadoom,

[Baashi]

My man Johnny keep moving on buddy. That lady, that Bishaaro, the elegant one, the qallanjo, the qorran can't stay away from any manly man who can give her what every lady in her class needs to have namely.

 

Attention

 

Affection

 

Gifts

 

Knowing Bishaaro, the lady, the genuine lady, I can assure you that the only reason she stays away from the SOL stud is that she has this thing she calls, not my words, "self-worth". When Xiin asked her if she ever loved him and if she did loved him how come she didn't let everyone know about her love for him? She told him:

 

HABLUHU WAY SARIIGTAAN,

SIRTOODANA MA SHEEGAAN .

 

This is the kinda lady that you are dealing with. She is classy papa, you see, the hard to get type of lady. That shyish look is what killing you right! She just kept you guessing huh! According to Rumor Central not through the grabe vine mind you she really likes you but she is not the easy lay that you get used to.

 

Xiin got nothing on you my boy. My man Xiin has tried his best move on her. He didn't make the cut . Hoyaalayeey, hoyaalayeey uu la soo shir tagay. That plus age defference, he is history. Ask Rumor Central, they have all the scoop.

 

All you need to do is stop this calaacal and start doin what manly men do: give GIFTS, GIFTS, GIFTS, and show ATTENTION, AND AFFECTION to your Bishaaro. If you are broke, your Garaad can lend you a hand provided your motive is halal, ahem. In the mean time, agteeda mar mar adoo dhuubo kale dhexda haysta .

[Legend of Zu]

^^^Hahahah walee rag meeshaan seef buu isu la baxay... Anna waa inaan diyaarsadaa!!!

 

Cheers

[MR ORGILAQE]

abaartii dabodheer ayaa meeshaan kasocota!

Somebody hook these guys up!

[-Serenity-]

^ There is no abaar on SOL. Never was or will be. 'tis the week of love on SOL. ...can you feel it?

[STOIC]

^^^So who are the men and women on the market? The Vows for women emotional exclusivity have been broken by men in this thread

[Castro]

Indeed, it is the week of love but some people must be charged with crimes against the heart. Their callous disregard for the feelings of others is unconscionable. Queen B must be stripped of her title as the premier qalanjo on SOL. :cool:

 

Johnny and CG, you both make me sick. :rolleyes:

[-Serenity-]

Stoic, a worthy enquiry maybe. I'm sure the girls wouldn't mind some sort of clarity in this myriad of married-but-looking, pretending-to-be-single, single-but-emotionally-preoccupied and single-n-looking fellas either .

 

Shaqsi would have been the right man for this job

[STOIC]

Have guys really become complacent and not willing to try to be real men they once used to be? Whatever happened to the virility that we have been imbued with? Where is our dignity of keeping stoic face whenever a girl spurns our love? I wonder what has happen to the male race. I know this isn’t rocket science, whenever she becomes more attention seeking and theatrical we should not be withdrawn and isolated unlike what is happening here. Two people will never merge into a single undifferentiated being. I’d like to take this opportunity to save what used to be the male race. Is it possible that women are not only wearing pants (if you don’t understand the phrase ask, before you misquote me), but also having balls to hide their emotions? I am one of the soft-side of the men,i promise from today i will become one that smacks his forehead and slams the door whenver confronted by this kind of softness

[Yeniceri]

Favorite heartbreak songs? You gotta be sh!tting me. Like, you have a list?

 

And this whole thread smells fishy. Two poems on this page, both posted by dudes. Strange.

 

Love is for suckas. Y'all proved it.

[Caano Geel]

ok, so the word 'fav' might-a been pushing the cart out for our regular sized faarax. But come now men, aint no need to be fronting it ...

 

Johny right by your side man