cynical lady Posted June 3, 2008 Stoic- maskini its ok dear we understand……lol matani Malika lol p.s stoic toa iyo opinion yako basi… Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Separatist Posted June 3, 2008 Stoic, exactly. That was my question. But why do they still do? This applies markedly to the school-going youth(high school). But besides wicked politics and the government's slackness towards NEP's development, Gsa folks can of course boast of their easy and direct access to the capital, better schools, roads, you name it. Lol@Gateway..Brings back memories. Used to be one of our bases. Praying Maghrib after a chaotic football match between red eagles and the police team..gone are the days! Originally posted by cynical lady: p.s wapemba wajuana kwavilemba, sijui wakenya wajuana kwa matangazo...wana makelele hao! Kwanza nakugotea sis wangu. Ningependa kulapa hiyo lakini kusema kweli mambo zimebadilika siku hizi. Mpaka wa bongo wanajiskia? Haki nime bagawa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted June 3, 2008 ^^^I take the fifth.You and Malika would hate me If I start talking about my Trip from Migori to Sirari all the way to Mwanza and all the way through Sukuma land. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted June 3, 2008 ^Baba,nilikuwa natania sawa? hamna noma, you can tell us about your lasting memorable trip through TZ.. CL,mpe zake huyo Shar marke.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted June 3, 2008 Stoic acha nawe sema…malika na mia si watu wa vijijini sia ni wabongo, wewe twanga pepeta sema unacho moyoni. Sharmake...Mamboz. sia wabongo hatujiski wenzako tunaskika wafamu. Sisi hapa wa bongo si watu wakutembia navitambulisho kila siku tuko kimya tuna piga poze tunawatizma nyea, manaki nyea ndo mna penda kwenda kila pahali uku mketangaza sia ni sijui wa kenya hata kabla hamja ulizwa.kibelebele vimewazidi..? p.s malika kila mara nikikwenda kenya narudi dar nacheka, vichekesho kule ubesho bela mana. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Separatist Posted June 3, 2008 ^^Naona unapenda kutania wakenya na misukosuko zako lakini bottom line ni; Afrika mashariki ni Kenya. Na unajua hiyo sio? Ni vile hupendi kuungama ama niaje? Kweli yako. Sisi hubeba vitambuliso wakati wowote ajili tumewakaribisha wasonjo wenzetu kutoka Somalia ambaye imetubidi tujitambue na ponye kila mara. Lakini tunavumulia hiyo. Kweli we ni wa Bongo? una bonga sana. Wa bongo nawajua wananyamaza sana. Na kurudia mada ya thredi huu; mamanzi wa bongo noma sana pia . Hasa wa Dar. Wa Dar ama? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 3, 2008 Nikila Ugali, maharagwe na Tilabia, ndiyo mwanzo nitajiita mtanzania. Labda nitala matoke na mihogo pia niwe mbaganda. Tizameni wabongo, Kenya ndivyo kuna mambo.. Tanga, Arusa, wala Dar mkule huu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted June 3, 2008 dadkii ugaalida cuni jiray baa meeshan isugu yimid ,,,, Tolow kuwii qayili jirayna maye ,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted June 3, 2008 LOL@Isseh. A joke! This is a Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and Shar'marke who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night. Gijana Untatoga wabi? Jina yago nani? Baba yago nani? Unataga nini? Gan you Broduce your ID? Basi if you gannot broduce your ID Wapi Gitambulisho? If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho Wapi drivers licence If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments Twende mbele! (But I am innocent….) Innocent gitu gani? Haguna mutu innozent Genya We gan charge you with anything Unataga gani? Smoking with violence Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract Looging at a government building zuzbiciously With indend to gommit murder Unataga gani? Unaweza gujitetea? Gitu gani hii? Ati fifty bob Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum Toa besa gijana (…nibakishie bus fare) Ogay, You are a law abiding zitizen Unataga tuguzindikishe? ps..Sorry BOB for hijacking your thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 3, 2008 ^^^LOooooooooooooooooooooool Innocent gitu gani? Haguna mutu innozent Genya We gan charge you with anything Unataga gani? Smoking with violence Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract Looging at a government building zuzbiciously With indend to gommit murder Unataga gani? My God I didn't laugh that hard for a long time. Thanks, Malika. Sharma arke has a history with police...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducaysane Posted June 3, 2008 speaking of Ugali, Cunto ka xun oo la cuno horta ma jirtaa? May iska bisleeyaan bahasha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MZanzi Posted June 3, 2008 Originally posted by Malika: LOL@Isseh. Unaweza gujitetea? Gitu gani hii? Ati fifty bob Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum Toa besa gijana (…nibakishie bus fare) Ogay, You are a law abiding zitizen Unataga tuguzindikishe? ps..Sorry BOB for hijacking your thread. ahahahah you crack me up big time Kenya police were always up fo' business sometimes they dont even care if u show 'em ID Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 3, 2008 Kingwendu for TZ folks. Watch at your discretion lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted June 3, 2008 This is a joke between Mbongo na mzungu.... Kuna mmbongo mmoja alienda ulaya na kwa bahati mbaya kingereza alikua hajui ila akapata rafiki mzungu aliyeitwa Mlumbwende,siku moja walienda kuoga na huyo rafiki yake kwa bahati mbaya rafiki yake mzungu akamezwa na papa,akaja mzungu akamuuliza yule mmbongo kama ifuatavyo: mzungu: where is mr Mlumbwende? Mmbongo: akafikiria kisha akaanza,Mr Mlumbwende is tumbukila majiota,likaja limpapa likamkatila la katikati,mr mlumbwende is finish kufulukuta. maana yake ni kua jamaa kamezwa na papa na kafa This is why Nyerere was not a good idea for Tanzania.Ni nini Chanzo cha TZ kuongea kingereza...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted June 3, 2008 Wewe stoic ata ayebu hauoni! Malika are you sure alikua sio stoic uleo ongea naye alafu akakuambia sijajua wabongo wana ongea kizungu…kwanza sia hatuna matatezo na luga yetu ya taifa sio lazima kuongea kizungu..Repect luga ya taifa na Mwalimu Nyerer mjomba stoic… Malika lol naag walaan… Sharmake fungua macho mjomba Nairobi haiwezi kupambana na bongo leo tumewacha uku mkedua siku hizi….. p.s Bongo= dar kwa washamba woti wasio jua…..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
