-Serenity- Posted June 13, 2005 While going through the archives in the women’s section (the reason is not really necessary), I came across certain comments that had chuckling to myself in pure amusement. Who needs wisdom quotes by supposedly great people when our own nomads are constantly spitting these little gems worth their weight in gold! I'll start with our 1-line Extraordinaire. Zephyrine Do you mean they should be castrated? Isn't that harsh? Plus, how will our nation reproduce in the future? As for vasectomies, I think they rock! The more Somali men put out of action the bettter! I'm not interested in your sexual shenanigans dear boy. I said I wanted a HOLIDAY, in a beautifully scenic and sunny region of the world. And not some viagra-assisted 2-minute fumble in some alleyway. Nin-Yaaban NO, and NO. Now more than ever, I badly believe any women who gets beaten up by her husband has probably deserved it. Why else would her husband raise his arm on her? Unless she has done something that?s unspeakable?.Dumarka mar mar waa eey u baahan yihiin inla tumo. Aminah, i also call women WARYAA. Nayaa is now old-fashioned. Calling women NAAYAADA is sexually arousing, walahi. I always found it to be sexually arousing. You wouldn't want your husband to call you NAAG? Arent you his NAAG? Financially, i can support 2 wifes, and upto 7 babies. Underdog We all want something different, maybe I want a sex kitten who knows to keep her mouth shut and can cook a buffet while wearing nothing but stilletos and a thong So when you tell me you're a brain surgeon on track for a nobel prize in 2015, and I say "good luck with that" and leave, please try and understand you didn't "intimidate" me, I just not shopping for what you're selling. For every woman who feels it necessary to tell the world she can stand alone, there's one who'll tell you she'll stand with you. NGONGE 54 is a fairly young age for a man, sxb. Guys who are 54 are as fit as you and me and can last as long (if not more) as any of us. He’s not 80 you know. Some suffer from impotence but clearly this guy’s uncle doesn?t. Heh. Qac Qaac what!!!, i think, a girl who passed 22, who still not married, damn... that's all i have to say.. don't get me wrong.. Femme Fatal That is so not true…men are a bunch load of extra fat that women lose everyday all around the world….trust me… I pride myself on not being emotional. DONT YOU DARE CONFUSE PASSION WITH EMOTION!!!! Men and their egos Waxaan ka baqayaa inaa odayaal weyn oohin ka keeno.Sida dhooro ukun ku dheqtey ineey meesha ka baaq baaq leeyaan. But since Im in a generous mood...Ill let some other sister explain "why the grass is always always greener on the other side". Xoogsade Xoogsade Personally, I don't mind if I am The One being LOVED. Then I can call the shots . A vantage point from which I can negotiate a better deal Well… the quotes speak for themselves. My break is over. More to come. No1 is safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 13, 2005 no self quotes? where are your greatest hits? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted June 13, 2005 I dont talk out of my ... u know... p.s. I think I made u rather look good...u know...setting the stage right for the main slaughter, the main course is yet to be served. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted June 13, 2005 CAWO Seriously, what is Halal Dating??? It's when you say Bismilah before dating and Alxamdulilah when you finish Gedid Now how can this be rape when bahalka baas eey habeen kasta la soo hor joogto Khaleido, I have a classic one from you once you give me the go ahead[Plus,why are you ignoring me ayamahan?] found a new love? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted June 13, 2005 ^ LOL. ... bring it on Afro. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 13, 2005 ^ LoL...you trouble-maker, you. Nin Yaaban is a class act I have to admit. And UD is always full of gold nuggets. But you haven't done Femme justice..there are far more funnier quotes from our resident flame-thrower. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted June 13, 2005 Here Goes it dearest. KhaleidoScope: waa inuu sedex shey u weyn yahay: > dhererka > xabka > alaabta sedexna ka buuxo > lacagta > jaceylka > caqliga sedex u dhalaalayo: > midabka > ilkaha > cidiyaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamante Posted June 13, 2005 We all want something different, maybe I want a sex kitten who knows to keep her mouth shut and can cook a buffet while wearing nothing but stilletos and a thong I wonder what the topic was then... Kaleido...I see you're working towards that "Employee of the Year" award Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted June 13, 2005 ^ They dont hand those out in this junction. Unfortunately. Maybe you can recommend it? Afro... :eek: :eek: ... you rascal! You didnt have to go for the kill already! :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 13, 2005 Afro...good one. Kaleidoscopic: ...I'd like to see things from your point of view but I cant get my head that far up my a$$ . The biological clock can tic n tic till death but I'd never settle for a lazy loser bum who wants to dictate terms to me. Captivating_Soul: I'm my own person, INDEPENDENT WOMEN! What i cant do for myself, aint no man can do for me. I can work just as hard, educated just as much and hold my ground just as any. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted June 13, 2005 ZEPHYRINE; B!tchy males intimidate me And now for the classic of all time.[a one line responce from Opinionated and NINYABAN] NinYaaban Vs Opinionated as quoted by Politicaly-Inclined: Originally posted by Nin-Yaaban: Oppiniated, naa xishoo walaal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Opinionated: Adhi isku xishood...mispelling my name like that -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Nin-Yaaban: haye -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yet i laugh more HeHeHe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 13, 2005 ME: Bee, you're always a breath of fresh air, even though it's slightly "fem" scented. Zephyrine: Hey!..I take offence at that. I thought my scent was 'flower' by Kenzo...not frigging 'fem'. ME: "flower" by Kenzo...*sniff* *sniff* you better re-check that bottle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted June 13, 2005 Hmm Interesting Keep it coming Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 13, 2005 UD, LoL...Adigu isug. I don't think anyone else here has quotes as electrifying as yours. (Well, maybe DA). Anyway, just wait till I get home...I need plenty of time to do you justice. Afro: *I will let you Dominatrix me if you Behave.!* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 13, 2005 Femme fatale a.k.a. Resident flamethrower: I personally HATE HATE HATE feminists. I want to take a knife, cut them up, then feed them to the dogs. Its amazing the things I think about commiting against feminists. Seeing the quotes above and this quote here, looks like everyones a target for FF.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
