Mad Scientist Posted June 3, 2003 It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. When you need a salesperson, you can never find one. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. You slice your tongue licking an envelope. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. By.....M/S Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by Mad Scientist: People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" ... uhuh The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. .... especially when you're in a rush! The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. :mad: There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. ... has happened too many times. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. :eek: There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. .. ma ila aragtay When you need a salesperson, you can never find one. ... happens with everything. You can never find it when you need it...and once you get over it....it's RIGHT THERE! You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.... I dont even try You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.... Hehehe....oh the frustration! You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it. ...uhuh. And you find it stuck behind ur ear or in your hair You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. .... Lol You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. ...Yes...but no one believes you when you tell them what happened Funny list M/S. As you can see... I can soo relate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted June 3, 2003 You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it. :mad: or anything else for that matter.....i spent an hour an a half just looking for this book that i could have sworn i just put on top of my dresser a few moments ago :mad: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted June 3, 2003 Salam You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out Oh i always forget.. i should never put cream on my hands while still in the bathroom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adna Posted June 3, 2003 The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. I really feel this one it really iritates me so much,,,peace out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
