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PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT'S THE BEST/WORST PICK UP LINE THAT A GUY HAS USED ON YOU?

 

Him: "You're going to end up getting arrested."

Me: "Why? What are you talking about?"

Him: "Cuz it has to be a crime to look that good."

 

Ur turn??

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lol....gurl I know exactly what your talking about..and I got a couple.

 

"Girl your dad must be a terrorist, cause your the bomb!"

 

"Do know CPR cause you take my breathe away"

 

"Girl your daddy must me a drug dealer, cause u is dope"

 

"U must be a parking ticket, cause u got fine written all over u"

 

That's just some of the one's I can't stand.....DAMN be more creative fellas. :D

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OG_Girl   

that was funny .

let me tell u this happened to me .

this guy came to me from no where saying: Is true what people saying about u?

me: Innocently NO what they saying ?

he said : u ran from the hell that is why u r so hot .. then I pissed off and said my favored word WAR KIR .

and left redface.gif

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Curly   

lool

 

How about,

 

"I've seen you some where before!...and no it's not a pick up line, seriously!"

 

but I think guy's are catching on that pick up lines are lame!

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x_quizit   

" i lost my #, can i have urs?"

 

"ur dad must be a boxer, cause girl ur a knockout!"

 

"are u from tennessee, cause ur the only 10 i see"

 

"when did u get back?" (i said where) he says "heaven"

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Curly   

here's another one i just remebered

 

This was from some white guy...

 

"It's true about what they say!"

Me: what's that then?

"Somali girls are beautiful"

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Abdinuur   

Who uses pickup lines in this day and age anyway?

 

yo, what I wanna know is if there are any Somali pickup lines? Or those just dont exist?

 

 

Anyway, girls got their little slick pickup lines as well.

 

-Big Poppa

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nuune   

I wanna know is if there are any Somali pickup lines?

check those out:

 

"naayaa hee, qalanjo ayaad u egtahay"

"waa la igu dhalay qalanjanimada"

"intee lagaa dhalayna?"

"buufka abootadaa usheeg"

 

 

"abaayo waad gaabantahay"

"waan ogsoonahay"

"abaayo waad gaabantahay"

"adiga waan kaa dheerahay"

"abaayo waad gaabantahay"

"kaalay bugda iga qas"

"aaheeeey aheeeey"

 

 

more to come, qac qaac and tuujiye will add more, and caramelka

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x_quizit   

lol mr...they are corny, but they do break the ice and make me laugh, so i don't mind them, its just depends on who its from...if its a man that looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth this century, then i run like the shaydan is after me... the most annoying one is when they pretend they know u or have met u..."hey...aren't u that girl from ----? or they associate u with a celebrity as if ur gonna be flattered...they expect .."ohh..me? u thought i was halle? man...here's my # then"....FAT CHANCE!... icon_razz.gif

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Qac Qaac   

waraa Nuune wax baan ku dari lahaa, laakiin calan kayga fiiri.

 

laakiin hal xabo waatan.

 

1. abaayo kaalay aabahaa ma tuug buu ahaan jiray

 

gabadha.. waraa marax yoho, aabahay ha ceen, nacallaa soo jeedkaaga ku yaal

 

wiilka.. may abaayo si xun ha u qaadan, ee indhahaaga lu'lu' ayee yihiin, marka waxaan umaleeyay in uu aabo soo xaday.

 

2. qofta waan ogahay in aad isku dhacayso, iyo niman badan oo ay ka mid yihiin Tuujiye iyo Nuune ee saf kuu soo galeen mar hore. ee marka waxaad ii sheegtaa which line works.

 

3. did it hurt. what hurt. when u fall from heaven.

 

waraa Nuune arag what u made me say. waraa meelahan oo kale waxaa loogu talo galay shukaansi baradka... iyo kuwa faraha iska gasha indhaha.

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qacqax, aboo , soomali waan ahay, laakin shukaansi hadii usoo jeedid, come up with a better line, soomali maa tahay? waa laga fiicanyahay nooh...

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A$$ All

 

This is by far the funniest Somali pick-up line that made me laugh like MAD!

 

Boys are knows to use it (girls might):

 

The guy comes along and asks the girl sitting somewhere:

 

...Walaashiis, booskaan oobosiibo miyaa, mise waa cabiran yahay?

---innovation of a genius

 

salaams.

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