Cawaale Posted May 3, 2010 Muriidi Shaqo aa u soo baxday waa u jeedaa I remember a friend was riding a cab, whilst he was entertaining himself with his various multiple personalities, he started laughing aloud at a remembered rhyme, the poor Egyptian driver was scared to death as they were on on top of a bridge, so he pulled the car over got something out of the box and went "Inzil yabn el magnoonah" get out my car you crazy" A police interfered and asked them what was the problem and the driver told the police that he has a wife and children and that he didn't want to jeopardize himself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Duke Posted May 3, 2010 So far in 2010, Saado Ali Warsame & our own B, are on top of the list of my Somali person of the year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B Posted May 3, 2010 ^ my friend didn't saado ali recently upset some sections of the somaliland community by claiming that they will come back to the union by force and then dedicate a whole album to this cause! Have you seen the Ruun Xaddi response to this? I love the analogy of '' The mule that feeds with a horse, thinks its self a horse'' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted May 3, 2010 Originally posted by B: Conclusive evidence - correspondence between Marx and B! hehehehhe. thanks for the laugh B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuujiye Posted May 3, 2010 Gabar waxaan aqaan markey isla sheekeysaneyso 'abaayo' isugu wacdo... looooool classic!!! KK war aniga hada kohor soo ma aanan arkin nin markuu isla hadlaayo "haa" iska dhahaayo lool... waana guygoo aan aqaani jiray oo normal eh... Tim Hortans aan iska soo galay anoo lineka ku jiro aan arkay guygoo agteeda fadhiyo oo "haa!" iska dhahaayo..kiligiis uu fadhiyaa hortiisa ayuu fiirinoyaa markaasuu "haa" dhahaa..yaab ani intaan iska cuudu bileestay aan salaamay markaas uu dhahay "waraa haye sxb ii waran long time!" salaantii kabacdi aniga like kii aan iskaga laabtay oo shaaxeegi dalbaday oona iska baxay..asagoo "haa" dhahaayo lee ka tagay nooh...yaab... Juxa walaalee maskiinkaan haduu is daldalo dadka maxkamada lasoo saari doono adiga waaye yaah!!! ani waa sheegaa hadaba! Wareer Badanaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted May 3, 2010 Mr/Ms/Mrs B Have you ever tried to jump off from the 10th floor window just to see whether you could fly or air-walk? I bet you can't do it because according to the latest SOL rumour...you're one big COWARD...yes that's what they think of you...sad I know...they also say so many other horrible things...mmmmmmm! PS. This is your chance to prove all these doubting Xalimos and Faraxs wrong...jump from that window RIGHT NOW. Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allamagan Posted May 3, 2010 ^ thats manslaughter on your part Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted May 3, 2010 Tuujiye, ana igu dar dadka marqaatiga ah...Juxa, NG, Oz, and now BOB...Waa sheegaa shangalalax...Haa... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B Posted May 4, 2010 You know I have tried to be fair and balanced, I thought I cleared my name but people are still saying horrible things and worst still trying to get me to commit suicide. I don't need this! I am better than this. I am not a fool. I don't care what people say any more. :mad: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacpher Posted May 4, 2010 People stop it. Seriously, it ain't joke no more. Y'all gonna push this kid over the edge. :mad: Marc: Habibi don't pay them no more attention. You've got your whole life ahead of you. Please don't do it. You're likely-able enough. Please don't even think about it. **aadaalle aadaa, sida lee iga dhe, mayac iyo suuro, waligaaba dheh, waligaa, waligaa. War armaa la i maqlay? Nothing ku dheh.**** Nothing. Nothing. Never mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abaay Heylay Posted May 4, 2010 Its caadi to talk to yourself silently to entertain yourself. However I dont think it is psychologically normal to talk to yourself outloud, thats what most people would call abnormal behavior. B when you feel your behaviour is becoming abnormal seek refuge from Allah and read some ayatul kursi and pray. If this doesnt help you definately need to seek some help before you becoming dangerous to yourself and to the rest of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cabdow Posted May 4, 2010 War ileen ummad wada buufis qabaa meesha ka buuxa, inna lillah. Laakiin idinlayaabi maayoo, after twenty years of qax, rafaad and qoxootinimo, inaad isla hadashaan walle iyo bille gar baad u leedihiin Hadda kohor nin isla hadlaa laweediiyey oo waxa layiri, war hebalow maxaad iskula hadashaa, markaasuu wuxuu yiri. Ummadoo dhan baa isla hadasha, ee anu waan ismaqashiiyaa un Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naxar Nugaaleed Posted May 4, 2010 loooool @Gabar waxaan aqaan markey isla sheekeysaneyso 'abaayo' isugu wacdo... KK, should be a comedian. B, why the hell do u care who people think you are? thirdly, if your talking about a internal dialogue , we all do it but this convos out loud with characters with their own language seems a dangerously to that line we draw between sanity and madness, it might develop into something you can't control... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oz Posted May 4, 2010 Bob, we pia? Petronas towers would be an ideal eh. Marx was a burcawi and this letter is a southerner, so we gotta let it go. The PM didn't prove anything thou. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted May 4, 2010 Interestingly, all these posts are from two people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites