Ashwaq Posted May 18, 2002 May is the Month for women. I have recieved couple of Emails about women an I would like to share it with you. BLACK WOMAN CAKE: I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have, only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet. 2 cups of intelligence, 1 cup of sugar brown. Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound. Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste. A few cups of culture so she's down for her race. You see I won't bite into anything that's not conscious of its own. That's why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone. I am adding butter cause she must be smooth. 2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool. I must add eggs so she can reproduce. Can't leave her hanging cause I like children too!! I think I'll add a little salt to balance her out. And a dominant profile to show she has clout. For a responsible woman I'll throw in some yeast So she'll swell with juices when I'm ready to feast. I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake. Turn it to 360 degrees to balance out her mental state. Now that it's done brothas I won't share her wealth But I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black woman all by myself. Pass this along to some of the "Good Black Women" you know, and a few men that need to read it*. Good Black Women are indeed all around us. We pass them On the streets, in the malls, in captivity behind the walls, And the hall at work. Most we can't see because we don't Know what a good woman really looks like. She usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. She might not wear a fur coat or push an Lx. She might not have a "body by Fisher" or a face for "Ebony". But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turns your head. A good woman doesn't agree wholeheartedly with everything you say. She doesn't just tell you what you want to hear And do the opposite. She doesn't declare how sensitive, Sweet, caring, sincere, yada -yada, she is (she won't have To because it shows). She has her own opinions and you may clash, but she doesn't have to degrade you to prove she's right. She even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A good woman is not going to meet every item on your checklist. She is human with frailties & faults mixed in with all of her wonderful, sensual attributes. She needs your love & respect she needs to feel that you don't have to catch her doing something wrong so you can declare, "Aha! I knew you were a dog!!!" A good woman doesn't necessarily give you a huge Birthday or Valentine gift. She shows her love in the ways that are comfortable to her. Don't judge her by TV standards. No one is living that Fairy tale - for real. BLACK WOMEN, we salute you, and thank you for who you are, And all you've done. [This message has been edited by Ashwaq (edited 05-18-2002).] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashwaq Posted May 18, 2002 The second one I would like to share with you is this email I received from a friend: WOMEN They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. This has been sent to you from someone who respects you as a woman Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are............ IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH! IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN. We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah. Posted June 10, 2002 wow ashwaq thanks for sharing girl....I'm feeling them :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
