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What in the world?!

Brit Jew marries dolphin

 

 

 

Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

Joe Kot

 

 

 

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

 

 

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

 

 

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

 

 

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

 

 

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

 

 

'I'm not a pervert'

 

 

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

 

 

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

 

 

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

 

 

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

 

 

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

 

 

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

 

 

(12.29.05, 09:26)

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Ibtisam   
:D:D:D:D:D:D this is so funny. i guess men cannot measure up any more. i thought the guy who married the horse was crazy :rolleyes: this one is even worse :D

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Maf Kees   

Dolphins really are intelligent animals. This lucky son of a gun is going to divorce her and run off with her money. Just wait and see.

 

But marrying a dolphin? A monkey I can understand, but a dolphin?

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Janna   

Originally posted by Socod_badne:

It's about time Dolphins got some love. My hat off to Dolphins for their intergalactic species leap. Hurray!

Does that mean you too will be marrying a dolphin or are you considering it? :D

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No, I dont think that the delphin has inetrest in her at all, as there are plenty of top class mermaids at sea to choose from, why with this old and used (probably 1001st hand) woman? :D:D

 

 

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