Legend of Zu Posted June 13, 2007 ^^^ and what are you suggesting? what kinda of a game? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Lily- Posted June 13, 2007 Patience ppl, patience, all will be revealed in the act itself. Now get back to work you UK slackers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted June 13, 2007 I am done for the night... Cheers folks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socod_badne Posted June 13, 2007 Legend of Zu, The game is called Feats of the Towels. In this game you don't need measuring length, width or whatever. This ingenious method invented by Guatemalan women has been around for generations. To test the potency of her prospective man a Guatemalan woman would drench large towel in water and then hang it on his inflatable balloon. If he can hold it in salutation position, he got the right stuff. If not then he gets: you can watch but not touch treatment. (<--Don't ask me how i know this.) The idea behind the Xeer is fundamentally sound. If I read it correctly I think the goal behind the Xeer is to test if the girl has been broken into. It's a noble idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted June 13, 2007 ^^ Noble my backside It's a pointless game that's meant for idle titillation and nothing else. Serenity, Women are the source of all evil, that's why. Legend, Ask Johnny. He's been the Scandinavian champion of the 'how far can you pee' game ten years running. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted June 13, 2007 ^And men are the fools who fall for it, everytime. SB, we cant have people getting naked in a party, so maybe we should extend the idea and make the men hold wet towels with a 3 foot pole on both hands. The longer they can hold the towel, obviously the better show of the stamina and strength. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted June 13, 2007 Those who make mistakes are required to entertain the audience with song, dance, poetry, jokes or a riddle. Ngonge, i think you got picked and messed up big time embarrassing all your 'boys' hence why you hate the xeero. Maybe you should have just picked a girl to dance with instead of trying to sing a Hasan Adan Samater number Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted June 13, 2007 ^^^ My younger brother, whose Somali is as good as his Mandarin, once got caught on those xeeros and was asked to tell the date of Somalia's independence! Being the young (sixteen-year-old) Arab boy that he was, he didn't know the answer. Still, he bravely volunteered to sing a song instead(the only Somali song he knew). onkod roobku madaayo ana taaha madaayo ana taa ma ilaaawo jeceyl ood rogan maayo ..aaaaa-huh-aaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted June 13, 2007 LooooL, Thats an easy one. Must have been made easier for the young lad. Laakin he redeemed himself,,,,, You would see me standing near the exits for a quick getaway if the lady with the stick approches,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted June 13, 2007 Originally posted by -Serenity-: ^And men are the fools who fall for it, everytime. SB, we cant have people getting naked in a party, so maybe we should extend the idea and make the men hold wet towels with a 3 foot pole on both hands. The longer they can hold the towel, obviously the better show of the stamina and strength. Once the macalin dugsi told us "the Strength of the man's Abs muscles show his stamina"..and Not the hands... Cheers PS:..am definately gone now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 13, 2007 What other guur customs are there? I have always wanted to know why the bride/women are excluded from the meher ceremony. She's put away in another room while her male relatives represent her. Why? I think I would want to be there to hear what exactly was being said. And to watch the groom squirming in his seat! At least there are listening devices available these days. No more glass-to-the-wall eavesdropping. Small mercy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny B Posted June 13, 2007 ^ Ngonge , though i can pee far longer than the everage Farax, still i'd fail SB's wet towel, so would you, except the little chineese man. To hold it in salutation position one has to not be Big and Long, but short& strong, and that is why our chineese freind wins. I know you're probably mumbling "Size matters !!", and some girls sure do agree with you , but in physics , a STICK's power of resistance is dependant on length and Size. the longer the weaker , the feebler the lesser risistant. The only way to beat our chineese freind is to bring the concept of friction and it's role into the game, (the shorter , the lesser friction ). It's all in the Xero game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted June 13, 2007 Val, its mostly odeyaal having a good old laugh followed by the serious stuff when the sheikh sees fit. What is the infatuation with GOLD?????? I'm sure this is not part of the daqan laakin its like a big deal now. So what gives? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted June 13, 2007 lol@Johnny. As vulgar as ever, saaxib. Val, The groom hardly squirms. He just sits there looking all royal and aloof whilst the odyal talk about the time they played football, five hundred years ago, and the father of the bride broke the father of the groom's leg in a slide tackle or something (they usually never met before that day). ps Don't be so badow. Nobody uses listening devices anymore. They video the whole thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted June 13, 2007 Ideas for game: Legdin or wrestling or shoe modelling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
