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SayidSomal

The World of Oxymorons!!!

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One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

 

in the mean while....

 

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

 

back at two dead boys...

 

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man; he saw it too!

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Deleted - that is not oxymoron; it is just plain and simply Moronic of the highest order. :D

 

Ibti - you wouldn't like the source... icon_razz.gif

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chubacka   

Sayid, is Romeo and Juliet in Somali still happening @ Lambeth this month? Details would be appreciated if you have it. smile.gif

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