Swahili Nation-check this OUT

[raula]

Lakkad I have no clue wat u were thinking but u sure were in some JOKER Mood eh: Ati KUNYAMAVI :eek: nabi musa(A.s)

[Baluug]

OK,this is retarded.Everyone's laughing HAHAHAHA but they won't translate it cuz it's ramadan?C;mon guys,either translate it or ignore the thread.You guys are making me jealous cuz I don't know swahili.

[QUANTUM LEAP]

Pretty interesting names...

 

Well here is another little joke that I happened to stumble upon.

 

"jamaa mmoja na mkewe waliamua kutafuta neno watakalolitumia badala ya neno kufanya mapenzi ili watoto wao wasigundue wazazi wanapotaka kufanya majambozz,wakaamua kutumia neno typewriter.siku moja jamaa alikuwa anataka mambo flani akamtuma mtoto wake,kamwambie mama baba anataka typewriter aandike barua, mama akasema kamwambie baba typewriter leo ina wino mwekundu.siku kadhaa zikapita mama akamtuma mtoto akamwambie baba kuwa typewriter iko fresh anaweza kuandika ile barua yake,baba akajibu kamwambie mama yako barua nimeshiandika kwa mkono."

[QUANTUM LEAP]

Translations

 

The tourist in Mombasa had a friend as a translator by the name of

Mr.Makeke. When in a small restaurant in town things went like this:

 

Tourist: Do you have vegetables here.

Makeke: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.

 

Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.

Makeke: No sir, they don't have.

Tourist: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.

Makeke: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.

Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.

 

Makeke: They don't cook here

 

Tourist: What type of snacks do you have here.

Makeke: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,

 

Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka,

mwache akale nyumbani kwao.

 

Makeke: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back

and

eat at home.

 

Tourist: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.

Makeke: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.

 

Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi lenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla

sijakasirika.

Makeke: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy!

[STOIC]

Quantum, what a good way of enjoying the felicity of young love when the little brats are not giving the old men/women a break Warya wanu somanahay tee

[Child of Dune]

looooooooooooooooool.

[raula]

Q-L jamani jK ya typewriter ni noma mzee qatari sana..hehehehe ati anataka kuandika barua classic kabisa.

The tourist one I've seen it before.

 

thx kwa kutuburudisha mzee