Any Psychiatrists in the House?

[Seeking Paradise]

Who wants to diagnose Femme Fatale ?

 

1) Constant Name changes:

Shabella/Femme Fatale/Farax Despiser/Heartbroken Haliimo/Damsel/Damsel in Deep Shyt

 

Multiple Personality? Schitzoprehnia?

 

2)Extremely angery at some points...then feels depressed at others.

 

Maniac-Depressive?

 

3) Claims to be a Radical Feminist...but cant hide her true feelings. In love ..was kicked out of her Feminist support group...FARAX HATERS CLUB

 

4)Has crying bouts...then snaps at people randomly

 

5) Is paranoid I believe

 

I think this sister needs help...anyone? Where are all the psychology majors?

 

P.S. I have her permission to post this...but I had to tell her Id give her a box of chocolates.

 

Oh yeah!!

 

6)Has eating disorder..poor nutrition...what is that due to? Some childhood trauma shes trying to hide with food? Low self esteem problems?

 

7) Has very violent tendencies :eek:

 

:confused: :confused:

 

SERIOUS ANSWERS HERE AIGHT!!!

[Jacaylbaro]

Yeah,, may be me,, can take some blood test and physical check up . . .

 

Bring her today at 22:00hrs . . .

[Qac Qaac]

nin oday ah halagu daro, waxaas dhan waa ka baa bi'i..

[Blessed]

^^don't even think about it Mr. AS crazy as she seems our Shabella will never become part of the Qac household. Haba ku fakarin

 

 

Jacaylbaro

Nooga durug gabadha. Khasiisyahow.

 

 

Maybe I shouldn't have used the frying-pan.

[- Femme -]

1) Dark Angel : Beenley Kaadibad...caloosha ha kaa so dhacdo ma ku dhahaa. YOu said you were going to say something about me: Well!!I of course assumed you were gonna praise and honour me!!!

 

IM not crazy!!In fact IM CERTIFIABLY SANE!!I have the damn papers to prove it!! :mad:

 

Hadaa akteeda soo martid hadaana laad surka kaaga saariin. :mad: :mad:

 

2) Qac Qaac: I swear If I complain of a headache, illness, or a bad grade ---I bet youll advice me to get MARRIED!!!

 

3) Ameenah:

 

Crazy as she seems

:eek: :eek: :eek: :mad:

[OG Moti]

Through my long years of experience in Human and animal psychology, I have few options for her:

 

First let me say waxa haya is called "Kibir iyo dhibaato aduunyo"

 

Solution:

1. Send her to Somalia, and if it doesnt work let her marry a jabhad guy, preferably above 50 years old.

2. Send her to jail for six month, she will learn a lot

3. Send her to Iraq as a social worker, Faluja would be nice... Iraqi version of the red cross.. they need people..

4. last but not least, lugaha halaga xiro for 3 weeks and no food,

 

if one these suggestions is put to actions, InshaAllah she will be ok,

 

Allah kariim

PEace

[Seeking Paradise]

Animal psychology?

 

OG Moti...I hope your familiar with the edit button. If you value your life you'd use it.

 

I have seen Bella in one of her temper tantrums and its not pretty!!!!

 

Alla maxaa balaayo ku soo socota..yaa ku dhaha meesha intaa nooshahey ka carar. Advice.

[OG Moti]

^^^ looooooooool Ala maxaa dumarkii igu diray..

 

 

Allah kariim

Peace

[Qac Qaac]

Ameenah, adaa ila raba miyaa gabadha FF.. although tan ee xooga iska fududahay, what u think of her lool..

 

FF.. farta xattaa hadday ku xanuunto, adi daawadaada waa marriage, ee guriga iska gal.. maxaa qaboowga ku istaajiyay kaligaa..