Abtigiis Posted May 19, 2008 Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblandata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them. Yourz Ever, Sugar nonoza Reply Dear Honie My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time. How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart. My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie. If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today. Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto below My dedications to you are : Maria Curry - One Sweet Day. Boys to Main - And of the Rod Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted May 19, 2008 This letter is from an e-mail forwarded to me by a friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted May 19, 2008 Too funny, dude. Are there men that still do this? Line up starts on the left! A bit too high schoolish though. Gushy love letters actually make me gag. I hate the too sweet stuff. I'd rather get a funny card that makes me laugh rather than a sentimental one. My dedications to you are : Maria Curry - One Sweet Day. Boys to Main - And of the Rod LMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted May 19, 2008 ^I agreee with you, sonkorta badan waa laga fiican yahay. Anigu koley Ragii horaan ahoo, waxan oo kale waan la yaabaa!! I don't even believe it exits. Islaantaydu way igu dhib qabtaa, magaceedaaba yeedhistiisu yaa Alaahu igu Yahay! I think it is the English part that whoever sent me found insteresting! Khaladka heesaha and the like,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted May 19, 2008 Islaantaydu way igu dhib qabtaa, magaceedaaba yeedhistiisu yaa Alaahu igu Yahay! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Now that's sweet, full of sugar and honey... Seriously though, wiilsha reer SOL jaceyl baa sanadka maanta ah goygooyay...Midkastaba luuq yar buu love letters kusoo dhajinooyaa...Nice to see iney wili sensative guys jiraan, though they would never admit to it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted May 20, 2008 and where did your friend say he/she got them from? Wallee rag badan oo waxa jira caruur badan dhalay laakiin aan aqoon ulaheyn caruurtooda, qaas ahaan ragga ku jira Townshipska oo aan magaalo iyo gabar Soomaaliyeedba arag…isu diyaari iney caruur badan oo reer baare ah adeer ku yiraahdaan. back to the topic...it seems this letter has been written by a black person...that's typical black south African English. I wish you would hear the security guy in the complex i live in speak English...my favourite part is when he tells me about the old days especially when the apartheid cops got hold of him... PS. Nonoza is a lady name. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted May 20, 2008 ^ You gussed right. it is South African English. Ma xhosa mise Zulu laakiin ha i waydiin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted May 20, 2008 Wallee rag badan oo waxa jira caruur badan dhalay laakiin aan aqoon ulaheyn caruurtooda ,,,, mar dhowayd (an hour ago) ayaan xaafad tagnay ka dibna sheekadaasaa laga sheekeeyay ,, mid meesha ku qayilayay baa yidhi aniguba ma kala aqaano caruurtayda oo maalin dhowayd baan intaan xaaska u yeedhay ku idhi, "Naa horta labadan caruur ah keebaa weynaa?" ,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted May 21, 2008 Ku: [insert name] Ka: [insert name] Dadka taan ka doortaay dareenkii wadnahaygaay diirkii jirkeygaay dooqeygu tuu raacaay, waxaan kuu soo dirayaa salaan daacad ahoo debecsan diiranoo duunyoo idil iyo doolarka ka qaalisan. Oo dubka sareetiyo halbowlaha dacaladiisiyo ku dahaaran qalbiga, oo diiwaanka wadnihiyo ku daboolan caloosha. Ee adigana ha daayicinoo haygu sii deynin duurkee, I daryeel macaaneey. Daa'inkii ina uumayna waxaan kaaga dalbayaa deeq inuu ku siiyiyo, caafimaad derejo leh. Intaa dabadeed, aan iska dabro salaantoo aan usoo daadago dulucdiyo ujeedada... [xaaax! ] And the rest is history.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geel_jire Posted May 21, 2008 ^ looks like im out of touch waxaa iigu danbaysay "Ka macaan malabka... ka udgoon cadarka" alaabtaas goormaa laga baxay ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted May 21, 2008 looooooooooooooooooool@Nepth ,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted May 21, 2008 ^^Maxay warqad akhrisatay! dulucdiyo ujeedada, hawlaheeni waa halkoodi, ninkii Axmed Dheere ahaana gacan baa iga gaadhay isagoo ku hadal haya, idinkuna anaga ha na iloobina. ( They talk in plural and very general, Ragii hore. All the talk about Axmed Dheere (probably his rival) is to say I do everything for the sake of you-including beating up people. Geesi!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted May 21, 2008 I'm drafting my own somali love letter ,,,,, will think posting it here or starting a new thread ,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted May 21, 2008 Reer miyi iyo wax diloow maxaa isku saladay horta? Gabar magaalo ay waxay ku uur jilacsanayaan libaax baan ceejiyay iyo mas aan qaniinyo ku dilay..Acuudu Bilaah! Ar amaas ana i ceejiyaa inay is leedahay maba ogabo! L0L. JB, soo deey waxaa hayso.. af Somali love letter baan kaa sugaynaa.. af la fahmi karoo jilicsana ku soo qor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted May 22, 2008 maxaad uga jeedaa af la fahmayo bal ?? ,,, kan imika aan qorayo sow clear maaha ?? ,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
