chubacka Posted October 22, 2009 A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million quid would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million quid. But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a poofter.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted October 22, 2009 ^That was funny though Arabic in two years is doable. I do Spanish in year or two before Seeker beats me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted October 23, 2009 ^You know you shouldn't talk about a person when they aren't around I am working on getting your request granted. In the meantime, I am left wondering what this young girl might be like when she is grown. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted October 23, 2009 ^I can't access Youtube but I think she will grow to be beautiful princess I was trying to jumpstart a support club with Chubacka, you and I hence me mentioning your name. Besides, Random thoughts is open dairy. N thank you Who's really in control? In the first half of the last century, 60 companies made up 20% of America's economy. In the begining of this century, less 20 companies coontrolled 20% of the states economy. Out of biggest 100 economies, 49 of them are corporations. So much power in the hands of few men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted October 23, 2009 ^Its called capitalism. Watch the video when you are allowed to, its fascinating. I think there are plenty of people around who are interested in joining that club Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted October 23, 2009 ^The more the merrier though it will lose its exclusivity in which case I can't act snopish. In the words of Gordon Grekko, greed is good.I' amazed at how much bonuses Goldman is paying and how much power Walmart yields. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muriidi Posted October 28, 2009 web page i found you ! your're needed in athens stat! everything in life is easy except women...they're easy too if you learn to love dem for their brains.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADNAAN Posted October 29, 2009 ^If u start loving people for their brains only than u r sailing into unchartered waters..be careful yaa sheikh muriidi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted October 29, 2009 muriidi is character-everything so random. Seeker....cute kid, I hope she doesn't end up in rap video. She looks geeky which makes it all the more interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted November 16, 2009 Los ninos esto saldanta. El galto es negra. Seeker es commiendo rojo fruta A coche es blanco, so far today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeKer Posted November 17, 2009 Usted hasta haciendo progresos. Pronto sera mejor que yo. Me gusta comer fruitas amarillas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted November 17, 2009 Buenos dias.Como esta' tu? Fruitas amarillas...hmmm I just realized I put the word "rojo" before fruitas.Adjectives usually come after the object being described. Spanish grammer is interesting. But I hate everything has to be male or female. I keep confusing the word "ele"withwith "la" and "los" with "las". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kamaavi Posted November 17, 2009 To love is not to look at one another, But to look together in the same direction ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Duke Posted November 18, 2009 China & India are world powers, Somalia is still Somalia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Duke Posted November 18, 2009 A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
