SayidSomal Posted August 28, 2009 Customer Care in 2020........ .... Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut ...." Customer: "Helloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh...,hold.. ........on. .....88986135610 2049998-45- 54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. ." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,.... registration number 1123..." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... " Customer: .... (abusive language ) Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?" Customer: [Faints] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thierry. Posted August 28, 2009 The Machines are taking over and I need access to that database Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make a Wish Posted August 28, 2009 How intrusive! The only way to become 'unknown' is to flee to a third world poverty ridden country.... The system is closing in on us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Resistance Posted August 28, 2009 ^ even then u can't hide as u will on the list of every NGOs trying to seek money or if u get lucky might be the poster boy for Live Aid2020 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make a Wish Posted August 28, 2009 ^ I'm talking far out in the Miyi- true nomads land- I have relatives who have NEVER come into contact with NGO workers or the like. I plan to miraculously vanish myself- with a detaiiled timesheet. It only takes one creative mind and a lot of sacrificing to 'resist' the number label my friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Zack Posted August 29, 2009 Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... " Customer: .... (abusive language ) Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?" Hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Shadow Posted August 29, 2009 I am disapointed in the technological change that scenario is funny...! I am the only person disapointed in what is potrayed of the future in the films and media e.g they made years e.g year 20xx as Kid watching films like Terminator and 5th elements that we will have japansese made robot spouces and kids ! - oh no is already 2010 ! unlikey to happen blame the 1990s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
